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Grannie Mae

A bank or another financial institution responsible for dishing out reverse mortgages, annuities, or other financial products to older adults.
Jim: You said you inherited a house! What happened?
Jack: Ma took out a reverse mortgage from the ol' Grannie Mae. She outlived her diagnosis by twenty years and died.
Jim: Feels bad, man.
Grannie Mae by EternalSoldier February 3, 2026

Neelanjana 

Neelanjana is kind from the heart
Neelanjana by Lantana November 23, 2021

Joleanne 

Joleanne is a beautiful fun loving girl with a heart of gold. She is enthusiastic about everything. She always has projects she wants to complete . She has high aims and is going to be famous.
Joleanne wears red and is the girl everyone is envious because of her beauty and I love her!!!
Joleanne is the epitome of life.
Joleanne by Avds September 3, 2023

slangin the zah 

when you are making the pizza dough and you throw it in the air to spin and catch on your finger, also can be used as a way to mean ‘get that work in’
1. Time to go slang the zah boys!

2. Whenever I walk into the pizza shop Jack is always slangin the zah.
slangin the zah by gigantic.wangg November 23, 2018
Shut the fuck up!!!!
Guy 1:your an idiot mother fucker
Guy 2: shutfup!!!!bruh I don't wanna continue this conversation.
Shutfup by Isleepwithmydolls August 30, 2020

Root Causes Tour 

A specific type of avoidance tactic used by an incompetent, unqualified moron who is tasked to carry out a specific mission.
Earl: Hey, did you hear the Vice President was put in charge of our border crisis?

Phil: Of course, but she proceeded to go on a root causes tour to the northern triangle countries instead of visiting our border where the actual crisis exists. Kamala is such a tool!
Root Causes Tour by BigEd129 June 11, 2021

CHD (Chronic Hand Disease)

it is when a guy decides he doesn't want to text you or call you, yet he calls and texts everyone else who isn't important this can pertain to woman as well. Usually these people are on some level of the Heffadonkis spectrum. They usually know you want to hear from them and you care and deliberately ignores you and does not call you or try to contact you like their is something wrong with their fingers.
Why didn't you call me last night? I was waiting and you said you were going to call me back. I was talking to my friend Patrice and then I didn't feel like it. What did you do after that? I went on facebook. You know that just shows you got CHD (Chronic Hand Disease)!
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