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crittercrusty 

When someone does not practice proper hygiene in the lower areas or any area on their body.
Yo bro I haven't seen you take a shower and about a week. you're becoming crittercrusty bro
crittercrusty by Wirthman86 March 9, 2018

Honking the one eyed goose

Going on Youtube and watching youtube videos about the movie you just watched
After watching an overwrought 1970s movie about Society, you try to figure out what happened by honking the one eyed goose.

Rock out with ya cock out 

Verb. To display a skill with confidence, sometimes rising to the level of arrogance. Refers to both playing guitar or abusing substances.
1. J: I'm going to take this solo.
B: Rock out with your cock out.

1. J: I've got a pile of caine so
big you need snow shoes to get
to the top.
B: Rock out with your cock out.

Whorrior 

A Whorrior is someone who battles the injustices of whores attempting to sabotage relationships

Derived from 'whore' + 'warrior'
Example 1: This bitch was trying to seduce my friend while his girlfriend wasn't around. So I became a Whorrior and told her to step off.

Example 2: Some dude with a shirt three sizes to small was hitting on my girlfriend at the bar. But her best friend is a great Whorrior and pushed that douche off his barstool!
Whorrior by The Whorrios! July 23, 2011
Person 1:Hey did you see that new E7 tweet?
Person 2:Haha yeah!
E7 by E7Funny May 12, 2021

Spintistics

The use of statistics in the effort to sway opinion. Commonly used by politicians and economists with an agenda, seeking to use numbers, etc. in the attempt to put their own spin on a situation.
The other day, Senator Richardson was on the news trying to defend his position on relaxing tobacco taxes. Despite the growing number of deaths each year due to smoking, he cited numerous spintistics to suggest it is not as bad as what has been reported.
Spintistics by mcmarcus June 12, 2008
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