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When the packaging on your order is ruined or the packaging is ruining the product you ordered.
“Man the shipping company fuckaged my order “

Fuckaged as in the packaging is ruined or ruined the product inside the package.
Fuckage by John”the rock”cena August 13, 2021
The master of sarcasm; owns it.
Wow that girl Tia thinks she's Dustin or something, weird.
Dustin by Tia Chen July 27, 2010
A cute, brilliant, smart, and beautiful person, inside and out. You can trust her always, and she will be always for you. Even you don´t look for her, no matter how busy you are, she will gift you at least 5 mins every day.

The best person you can meet ever will be named Massiel.

Always care about be good looking, fresh and be ready for anything day by day.
Massiel is a very fun person, she will always share with you what she likes, ask for your opinion, play with you and when topic is serious, she can be serious enough and support you.

The most important thing is that shw will always be with you, no matters what...

If there is a Massiel in your life, you are a real lucky person.
(cute) massiel
Massiel by XnurBrunX March 7, 2017
Saanz is a amazing and a fabulous name! Saanz is a very fun person! Saanz is always there for you no matter what! She is soo caring !! If u know anyone named Saanz yall should keep em! u are so lucky to have em! :) THEY ALSO HAVE A LOT OF SWAG😏😎
Saanz is a amazing name
Saanz by okaysaanz June 23, 2021

touch me here 

Touch Me Here is a game with two players, namely a couple. The rules are simple: person one is allowed to touch person two anywhere at all on their body for a short amount of time -- and they don't always have to touch with their hands. Then, person two touches person one any way that they like in return.

The players can of course set limits for how far they want to go when playing.

It's a very simple game, as you can see.
Person One: Want to play Touch Me Here?

Person Two: Sure! How do you play?

Person One: I touch you anywhere I want then you touch me anywhere you want.

Person Two: That sounds fun.
touch me here by jvhnocallaghan October 12, 2014

100% wrong! 

A classic misdirection, and the funniest joke ever made.
Vermaine: "Hey guys, I got 100% on that test..."
Everyone else: "ok"
Vermaine:"... 100% wrong!"
Everyone else: *dies of laughter*
100% wrong! by CharlesGremmyG November 4, 2024
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