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heavy slumber 

Where the larger of two lovers unknowingly dozes off while plastered overtop of the smaller one, either because he is exhausted from a long day and/or the recently-completed bouncy-bouncy with the smaller person, or he simply feels so drowsy and contentedly-relaxed with the other person's warm-fleshed presence pressed firmly against him that he can't stay awake. Extra points if, the next time he sleepily stirs, he actually becomes aware that he is squashing his companion underneath him, and so he rolls gently to the side so that he can still snuggle right up against his fellow canoodler but is no longer resting his entire ponderous bulk on top of said unfortunate "human mattress". Even more kudos-points if he also firmly arm-wraps the "underneath" person as he re-positions himself back down onto the bed, so that he rolls the other person right over with him and thus maintains the heavenly warm skin-to-skin contact with his cuddle-buddy in the process.
Huge marshmallow-hearted guy: I am so glad that Tiffany is fairly sturdy-figured, since I usually drift off into a heavy slumber after we make love and/or we give each other a soothing after-shower snuggle-massage.
heavy slumber by QuacksO July 4, 2018

Hoe Bot  

Myspace spam in the form of a beautiful (though often not) girl who wants be your friend, talk to you, or be your girlfriend. Generally they are completely fictional, but sometimes they will actually have conversations with you via instant messaging.Most likely, you'll be talking to a man.
"IT'S A TRAP! Dude, that girl doesn't want to be your friend, she's a Hoe Bot and she wants you to pay fifteen bucks a month for her pornsite."
Hoe Bot by smokeycut December 26, 2008

Yacht Rock Radio 

If you thought The Bridge on Sirius XM was trash, this is their latest attempt at siphoning millions from the Satellite Radio system into the ultra-rich baby boomer's pockets. Their tagline is something to the extent of "If you're rich enough, you don't need a job." Probably while they snort cocaine and drink expensive booze on their yachts. I hope they get so intoxicated they can't steer, then ram their yacht into an iceberg and sink like the fucking titanic, then maybe drown.
"You're listening to YACHT ROCK RADIO, why call it working from home if you're so rich you don't need a job?"
Yacht Rock Radio by Space Wrangler August 20, 2021
ur mum; beth’s tits

me; yum
beth by nakehfvaksb October 27, 2021

jahmene douglas 

Is an xfactor contestant 2012 , who is so talented and has a beautiful voice

I LOVE HIM
Girl1:James Arthur won didn't he?
Girl2:yeah but jahmene douglas should of won he's jahmazing!
jahmene douglas by megstarr October 4, 2013
Unable to let something go.

A place where bad ideas go to die.

Harping on about something that has more personal worth than for the good of society.
I wanted to re-live the argument we had over a year ago so I decided I should Verrit.
verrit by Russianberniebro99 September 7, 2017
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