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Urban Dictionary

Poser
Manskank
Lameass
Gaytard

An expression when one is at a complete loss for words to describe the douchebag who won't go away no matter how many times you tell him to shut the fuck up. A complete fuckwad who thinks he knows everything and is what every lady wants but in reality is nothing more than a lame dickhead who no one likes and who everyone wishes would just fuck off and die.
Dude, who was that asshat that was hanging around you last night at Stephanie's party?
You mean Bob? What a PMLG! I couldn't get rid of him until I told him Janice liked him.
Does she?
Not a chance. I saw her kick him in the nuts when he tried to kiss her.
You are right, a total PMLG.
PMLG by iHub December 20, 2010
Jason: hey bro i found out today i have a huge DICK
Ethan: real men use the word PeePee not penis
PeePee by #MAN July 2, 2017

pussy timeshare 

To have full knowledge of and full agreement with a buddy to share in the sexual promiscuousness of a said female
Yo man, I thought some drama was gonna go down after she hooked up with both our roommates. But they worked it out and now they have a pussy timeshare

stepcest 

Yeah, somewhere in the next room Dick and Barbara are huddled together, worried that they could get a divorce JUST LIKE Bobby Fitster's parents and worried that it will make it really hard for them to have hot stepcest sex.
stepcest by drmutant August 7, 2006

spinning chicken 

someone who sucks at kung fu, and claims her unagi works. even though it dosent.
spinning chicken's kung fu sucks.
spinning chicken by rob stanley July 23, 2008

donald trump 

why is Donald Trump's face so orange.
donald trump by Dr.Lebronski December 12, 2020

Stripper Licking 

enhanced good time or needs enhancing or attending to
last night when we were together I had a stripper licking best time

that barn door over yonder needs a stripper licking before I haul my tractor in there
Stripper Licking by allahalan July 18, 2025
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