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Urban Dictionary

Lifestream 

In the context of the internet, a lifestream is a time-ordered stream of documents/posts/comments/pictures/videos that will function as a diary of your electronic life.

Every document you create, every photo or video you post and every comment, twitter or blog post you make is stored in your electronic lifestream - last ones shown first. Your past is at the end of your lifestream.

Some people even take it as far as to start off with a copy of their electronic birth certificate.
Lifestream entries: 12 Sep 20xx Posted entry on blah example blog. 13 Sep 20xx Uploaded photo of my new cat 'Bert' to blah example photo sharing site. 13 Sep 20xx Twittered "OMG it is raining again"

Rabiosexual 

A rabiosexual is someone attracted to rabies and rabies infected people. Rabies is a disease that attacks the central nervous system and is most often found in wild animals and usually results in death. After a Tumblr blog made a parody LGBT pride flag for the group, many of the site's users began to sarcastically champion "Rabies pride," though it was unclear if all participants were sarcastic.
"I survived the rabiosexual epidemic of 2018"
Rabiosexual by Arctic_Ghost August 15, 2018

booty massacre 

The absouolte annihilation and extreme pleasing of booty.
e.g

"wah gwan sarah u bless??" , "yea im bless danny laid down the booty massacre last night was squirting like a bust hose pipe!"
booty massacre by 7thSeven February 26, 2010

Trump Change 

A quantity of money only Trump can be able to loan; a mockery to his "small loan of a million dollars."
"I would go to England, but that will cost me a couple thousand dollars just for the plane."
"A thousand dollars? Man, that's trump change."
Trump Change by Xgin June 3, 2016

insomnia fairy 

The little dude you see running around your house out of the corner of your eye after you've gone too long without sleep.
Why's he keep looking around like that?

Insomnia fairies.
insomnia fairy by The Dave February 22, 2004

Sanders Ong

n. A scrawny, vulnerable, gang bang victim who disguises his ass raping as high-school wrestilng.
Sanders, you lost that match on purpose.
Sanders Ong by TrashCrap January 7, 2005

Skintight 

boyfriend or girlfriend, husband or wife as your better half,

A soul mate.
My skintight is visiting me tomorrow, up in the club with my skintight
Skintight by KAKI P October 7, 2015
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