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Urban Dictionary

biblethumptard 

1. A sententious, bigoted, hypocritical half-wit who imposes his belief in the Bible on others.
2. One who arrogantly misquotes the Bible.
3. Stupid missionary.
4. One who preaches from the Bible, particularly the book of Revelation, threatening those who do not listen shall not join Him after the Rapture.
The biblethumptard, prays for his team to win... REALLY!
In times of war, the biblethumptard thinks Jesus is on his side.
biblethumptard by ad-92129 March 31, 2011

Slut Fondue 

Act of having a woman lay on her back with her legs and gizzard spread wide - fill her gizzard with honey, chocolate, butter etc. and then dip bite-sized pieces of fruit, lobster etc. in her until soaked with a mixture of the pussy juice and whatever you put in her - enjoy!
So I had Trish over last night for some slut fondue ...
Slut Fondue by BahamaBoy June 21, 2005
A doofy is someone who you think is the cutest person in the whole universe!
She is definitely such a doofy! She's so CUTE!
doofy by Asuka Pai October 21, 2007

Cup Shot 

Not having very good chances. From the origin of basketball and throwing garbage in to a garbage can when it obviously won't fit.
Howard: Are you going to throw that out?
Noel: just going to toss it from here
Howard: that won't fit, you have a cup shot at that!

followed by a miss
Cup Shot by distorted_G April 30, 2010
I tot him that
tot by pippy June 12, 2003

Darwining 

When you drive around and throw copies of The Origin of Species at Mormons.
"Bro we're gonna go darwining later, you down?"
"Sure, I have 50 copies of The Origins of Species just laying around I have nothing to do with."
"Word"
Darwining by Psmalls November 30, 2013
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