Jared Kyei

Jared ''Fast dick Frozone'' Kyei, is a sexy ass beast of a man and also an annoying mf. He likes to suck his mom's dick and somtimes his but with no luck. He also likes touching girl's boobies by ''accident''. He's the sort of person that sits in the front and watches your stupidity evolve with utter disbeleif. He fucked The Principal once in the ass before licking the shit off his dick with help of his trusty gimp. Thwy both procede to get married on a kinky sex swing meant for furries OOPS! i guess...

Jared Kyei is god himself and also the simpiest and gimpiest of all. He is the ultime anti-pussy machine

Jared Kyei by THE MATER MICHeLANgeLO May 24, 2020

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dick fag

1. A male who has been in a relationship with one girl who he got pregnant then cheats with another girl with intentions to knock her up as well.

2. To be a father of two children by different women, with both children being only 3-6 months difference in age.

3. To knock up two women within a 6 month period and leave them both.

4. Simply a Sperm donor.

1. "Felica and Lizzys babys father is a dick fag."

2. "Man I heard Willie is a dick fag?"

dick fag by elliebabii03 September 26, 2008

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havyy

Havyy is a name which means sweet. ^w^

Grace: Hey Havyy! What's up!
Havyy: Hi Grace :) I believe the sky is up XD
Grace: lol

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Jamie

Jamie is a nice,kind,and very loud girl.She is very confident and never embarrassed. She seems like she has clean mind but once you get to know her she has a very dirty mind.Anyone who meets a Jamie is a very lucky person and needs to keep her.Not a lot of boys like her and she sticks to one boy but she is not very good about hiding it.Also most Jamie's love anime.

Person 1-oh look its Jamie
Person 2-SHES SO LOUD
Person 1-Meh she ok

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tacoquisition

To adventure away from home with the goal of acquiring tacos.

Log1x looked over at his phone and shuddered with excitement. Friday approached bringing with it the end of the week tacoquisition!

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Allison

She is a very lovable girl, is the nicest person you may ever meet. Will be shy at first, but then opens up to you. Cares about everyone around her, will not stop caring, gentle on other peoples feelings. You DO NOT want to get on her bad side(or else) Smart, funny, pretty but won’t admit it. Most likely going to be a darker haired girl.

Girl 1: *walking in the hall with a friend*
“Allison”: *walks up behind her*
Girl 1: AHH! OMG! you scared me so much!!
“Allison”: Sorry!! 😂
*best friends?*

Allison by Allie_15243 March 11, 2022

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