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"Vetenks" or God as he is commonly known, if Batman and Spiderman had a illigitment love child, it would be Vetenks' dad. A vetenks chooses to spend his time Macing it, while carrying on normal relationships, not his falt all the girls love him, the lucky bastard.
"If Vetenks was any cooler, he'd be a Pikkon."
vetenks by Awsome O December 31, 2004

Rule of Thumb 

During coitus, if you're ready to move from the pink to the stink, but you're not sure if she's into it, you can always gently mash your strongest thumb into her butthole, as if to say, "What do you think?" If she smiles or goes with it, trade your thumb for your cock Indiana Jones style.
SHORT ROUND: Dr. Jones, is that your thumb!
DR JONES: No... not anymore according to the rule of thumb.
Rule of Thumb by Strangling Jack April 30, 2010
When you love someone, but as a friend, not in the romantic way.
Lub you, narf.
lub by Carmen March 16, 2004

Juju bean 

Usually a joke referring to someone’s head shape. Most likely a long headed person
Jake: bro you seen Tiffany head?
Lamar: yeah bruh she got a juju bean
Juju bean by TooSleezzy July 12, 2021
A hot,nice, and funny boy/man usually on a bike but knows how to get the ladies but only one lady actually loves him their name probably starts with a D and Jaxon will love them forever
Nigga #1- Have you seen Dana I heard she’s dating Jaxon
Nigga #2- Damn I wish I was him
Jaxon by Fun__Dad June 9, 2019
The act of forcibly inserting one’s thumb into an unsuspecting persons rectum hole.
While proceeding to get back into the boat, Eric saw his opportunity and hubbled Patricia right in her anal cavity.
Hubbled by Hubbled October 9, 2021

Teladildonics 

~ Tela•dil•donics
The act of telling someone (tela) that there dildo (dil•do) is next level. {teladildonics}
Dude, you’re dildo is so teladildonics that’s how amazing it is!
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