Bacon

(n.) in fact, the holiest of all meats. The story, according to the Bible of the Bacon, goes as such:

"And on the sixth day, God created the pig, and saw that it was good. And taking the choicest cuts, he blessed them, and said 'This is the holiest of meats. I shall call it Bacon', and he saw just how good of a decision had been made."
- Genesis, 13:17

In fact, a whole religion has been created around the holiest of meats, entitled the FreeBacons.

This bacon is so good. I can feel my sins being washed away by its goodness.

Bacon by Brother In Bacon December 17, 2009

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Suit Your Sevens

To fight in physical aggression. "Shoot" is pronounced like "Suit" to convey a Northern US accent. The number can be changed to how "hype" you think the target is. Refering to the slang term "I'm on 10" or "I'm on 7".

"Okay, then suit your nines since you wanna fight me so bad"

"We can suit your twos whenever"

"Get up and suit your sevens then!"

Suit Your Sevens by whatevayoufeelb July 21, 2014

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Backup Boxers

Underwear one resorts to wearing only when in desperate need of doing laundry. Though these undergarments may be ugly, fit weirdly, or have holes, one has chosen not to throw them out just so they can serve this purpose. Such undergarments may be deemed unwearable for a regular day, but are still one step above re-wearing dirty underwear, allowing the user to postpone doing his laundry for one more day.

Guy 1: What the hell man... why are you wearing olive green boxers with a hole in the crotch?

Guy 2: They're backup boxers... I wasn't paying attention to how much underwear I had left and I ran out of good pairs.

Backup Boxers by Captain-Underpants April 27, 2010

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will and sophia

the most perfect couple in the world. Going to get married and have 3 or 4 kids. Always happy when together. Lots of people wish they had what Sophia and Will have. Started as friends, now best friends for life. They love each other so much and anyone that knows them can see it. Also, they are each other's, only friends. They. couldn't imagine their lives without each other.

Oh, Will and Sophia, they are about to have there 60th wedding anniversary.

will and sophia by fast like a cheetah June 1, 2020

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and punt

to end an awkward conversation, or respond to an off-color or bad joke.

on a broader scale - and punt can be used to change a conversation's topic, or swapped in as a verbal exclamation point to emphasis one's point or argument, or even to convey excitement.

1. After hearing his coworker tell an unusually bad joke, Maxwell exclaimed, "and punt!"

2. Upon hearing his friends hired him strippers for his bachelor party, Dick exclaimed "and punt!"

and punt by onlineprguy September 8, 2007

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transfeline

When a person identifies with a cat-like species, or they want to be a cat. This doesn't count the Norwegian weeaboo who hisses at dogs and wears cat ears everywhere.

Are you a transfeline?

transfeline by vlads_phoenix May 31, 2016

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Fangorn Forest

Pertaining to a female's pubic hair that is completely out of control; an untamed female bush. Pubic hair that seems to rival the forest of Fangorn from Lord of the Rings tends to frighten unsuspecting males to the point of madness. Males that are unprepared prior to coming face to face with the Fangorn usually take a vow of abstinence immediately following the encounter. Researchers are still trying to determine "what madness drove them in there".

Nick: how was your date last night?
Brett: she had a Fangorn Forest...it was like it was speaking, even moving.
Nick: oh...my...GOD.

Fangorn Forest by Bush-Whacker January 20, 2011

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