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sony haters are retards 

You know sony roolz, scumbagsl ike you make me want to hate Sony Roolz.
sony roolz:WTF U LIK XCOX ADN GAYXCUB?!?!? LOLOLOL!!!!11 ur stoopd faggetard.

Intelligent person: Wow, are oyu that much of a close-minded fanboy that you post all this stupid shit about other consoles?

sony roolz: I AM RITE ADN U RONG. U SUK DIK!!!!!!!1

Itelligent person: why am I wasting my time arguing with this piece of shit?

party pet 

One who is lovable, good-natured, and fun at parties, without behaving too rambunctiously in the fashion of a party animal.

The word derives its meaning from the contrast between a cheeky, but charming domesticated house pet and an overbearing, ill-mannered stray or wild animal.
Party Guest #1: "Hahaha! Francisco is such a party pet! He's got dynamite dance moves and real charisma when he sings at karaoke."

Party Guest #2: "Yeah, he's way more fun than Jefferey; he gets wasted too fast and just ends up coming on too strong to chicks and barfing everywhere."
party pet by gagdkjsdghkldd September 4, 2013

I'm LeBron James, Bitch! 

Update of Dave Chappelle's comedic punchline:

"I'm Rick James, Bitch!"

As with the best of quips, the original has lost its blang due to overuse and abuse by unfunny party parrots and new subscribers to the Comedy Channel.
BALLER WANNABE: "I'M LeBRON JAMES, BITCH!"
OPPONENT: "And I just dunked on your ass, LeBron James Bitch!"

Topless Tuesday 

Day of the week when topless bars offer super cheap lunch deals designed to entice mid-level managers to patronize the establishment.
Joe: Where’s Jim, well it’s Topless Tuesday and I’m starving.

Bob: He’s in a manager meeting; let’s leave without him before the boobs and food get cold.
Topless Tuesday by Big Daddy2231 December 17, 2009
Nickname for Ethan. Only used for people who are close with people by the name ethan or have strong complicated feelings toward them...
person: Yo wassup ethy!!
Ethan: bro whass uppp
Ethy by Jamal_isetanzzz April 29, 2022

assylum seeker 

people who come to england looking for money. even the most misguided of hippies must realise that you will be lucky if 1 in 1000 is genuine. they have become very adept at using the PC paranoia that is gripping this country to get whatever they want with the magic word "racism"
dont missunderstand me, if i was living in some run down tower block in jabratislavidovia then i would probably be trying it too
"I claim asylum, which way to the DSS office and how do i send for my wife and 8 kids"
assylum seeker by Mr Flibble December 26, 2004
The 3 B's girls talk about... Boys, Beauty, and Bitches.
There will never be a day I meet a girl that doesn't talk about TwahB.
TwahB by Renee Hendrix March 27, 2015
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