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Urban Dictionary

Interjection

1. Through the sheer force of a faulty decision-making process (not through inconvenience or lack of desire), a particular girl or group of girls will participate in no sexual acts in the foreseeable future.

2. Due to their own stupidity, a given person or group of people will lose out on some positive aspect of another person or group of people that each party is otherwise willing to give and receive.

3. Can refer to a lack of any such positive motivator as a noun.

The phrase does not have any homosexual connotations under any circumstance, and a "no homo" or a "pause" is never necessary when using it.
Man 1: Dude, she specifically didn't invite me to her party because she thinks what I did at the last one made her look like a slut.

Man 2: Damn man, don't even worry about that bitch. She would be lucky to have you there. #nodick

Republican-dominated Congress: Yo, Brobama, we don't want none of that revenue increase plan you got there.

Obama: It is with the utmost sincerity. That I. Barack Obama. Inform you. That you, the Republicans of these United States. Will be receiving. #nodick.
#nodick by thekilluminator October 2, 2011

omnisexuality 

"Joe's omnisexuality made him sexually aroused by not only women, but by many other things such as computers and tacos."
omnisexuality by queerpioneer April 20, 2014
Dmitri is that guy who plays outdated games and tells really bad jokes. He generally thinks he is hysterical but in reality, people think he is a dumbass. However, he is Russian and generally is good at academics which annoys people as they want more reasons to hate him.
Dmitri is an annoying fuck
Dmitri by Peter Snider May 19, 2021
much like a slut, a term for a woman who is sexually promiscuous in a non-acceptable way, she is considered very disgusing and any man or woman who would 'hookup' with her would be considered the lowest of manly scum, sa well as desperate
The woman working at the register is such a schmoogle shes gotten with every guy who works here.
schmoogle by Myself2 July 8, 2005
faithfullest guys mainly from africa “Mujib’s” hate having their feelings played with they love to strong, very nonchalant too
I want me a mujib
mujib by storherwina November 22, 2021

Great Elephants!

An exclaimation of sudden joy, and/or discovery.
Famously quoted by Gandalf in The Hobbit
Great Elephants!" said Gandalf, "you are not at all yourself this morning-you have never dusted the mantel- piece!
Parisans are people who adhere strictly to all social hygiene practices. These would include people who practice good social hygiene in order not to afflict innocents who they may come into casual contact with by imposing whatever virus or organism they're playing host to. Parisans understand that they may afflict someone unknowingly and are socially conscious individuals. Parisans are responsible human beings and are VERY considerate of those around them. Parisans don't need laws to dictate to them what is and what is not socially acceptable hygienic behavior. They are usually very well researched on these topics and will not listen to conspiracy theories that say things to the contrary and are unsupported by any scientific data.
A group of Parisans saw a chap walking down the street during a pandemic, not wearing a mask, and gave them the facts about the usefulness of masks and the abatement/mitigation of respiratory disease. Literature may soon become available.
Parisans by Ahealthierhappierworld September 5, 2020
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