To most people, it begins with a grand confetti-filled ceremony, but sadly, usually ends in divorce and the like.
So, taking contemporary relevance into consideration, Perhaps the most accurate definition of 'marriage' is:
"I know im crazy in love with you right now, but when these high emotions leave and it's just you and me left, I promise that I'm going to stay with you, belong to you, protect you and love you... I wont leave you or break this promise (even if you do bore me sometimes down the track)."
A bunch of assholes set out on a mission to ruin youtube videos because they were using "stolen" audio tracks, while they were probably bought on itunes or something.
Person 1: Hey did you see that video I told you about?
Person 2: no cause fucking WMG copyrighted the soundtrack.