The Glass Slipper
When the only condoms a female carries with her is a Trojan Magnum, And if the condom doesn't fit she doesn't even waste her time.
The Glass Slipper by GTG Crew March 6, 2008
Urban Dictionary
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artbox
1) a line or lines of stationary or very slow-moving traffic, which is caused by indoor/outdoor events nearby.
2) a place with full of people, leaving very limited space for movement.
3) Used to describe a place whenever its full of people or vehicles, could be event, carnival, restaurant or shop.
2) a place with full of people, leaving very limited space for movement.
3) Used to describe a place whenever its full of people or vehicles, could be event, carnival, restaurant or shop.
cody
hay codyyyy
chemoment
Chemoment: when, due to chemo-brain, you are flummoxed or discombobulated and cannot remember something.
penile anangulation
pee-NILE a-NANG-u-LA-shun.
noun: the accidental bending of the penis against the partner's leg, taint, or but cheek due to overextension of the sexual thrust. Normally a painful occurrence.
noun: the accidental bending of the penis against the partner's leg, taint, or but cheek due to overextension of the sexual thrust. Normally a painful occurrence.
Jeff *walking gingerly into the kitchen* "Oh man"
Ray "Dude, what happened?"
J "Sally and I were fucking, and I pulled out too far. I tried to just stuff it back in and got a penile anangulation against her taint."
R "That sucks."
J "Dude" *sniff* "My dick bent in half!"
Ray "Dude, what happened?"
J "Sally and I were fucking, and I pulled out too far. I tried to just stuff it back in and got a penile anangulation against her taint."
R "That sucks."
J "Dude" *sniff* "My dick bent in half!"
penile anangulation by The Afterworld Cafe September 8, 2007