Armie (noun)
An elite male specimen who looks
like he was genetically engineered by Greek gods and raised by Jordan Belfort.
He doesn’t walk, he arrives. The kind of man who makes other men question their masculinity, and women remember their unresolved daddy issues.
Can bench press your dad and probably taught your grandmother the family
Lasagna recipe.
Fluent in sarcasm, style, and sexual seduction.
Has probably
ghosted success because it wasn’t ambitious enough.
Synonyms: weaponized charm, endgame.
“Why does every Armie walk around
like they know a secret about you?”
“Dude walked into the pitch meeting, closed $2 million, and left with the investor’s wife. Straight Armie behavior.”
"Did you see Armie benchpressed my
mom and grandma after thanksgiving
dinner last night?"