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'Rob Lam' is the ancient tradition of a village located on the border of Vietnam and China, Shlam village.

It is a sex position that involves a woman with a large buttocks greasing her naked behind and rubbing it all over the also naked reclined male. The woman then sits motionless on the man's face, whilst he masturbates for up to and over an hour.

This mysterious tradition dates back thousands of years.
'Did you seen that documentry on Shlam village'

'Yeah, that Rob Lam thing was really strange'
'Mhmmm.... Dat ass doe'
Rob Lam by Safe Sex Samurai August 4, 2014

Without Wax

Often a reference that between highly sophisticated homicidal artists. It is a decoy term used to reference that a very beautiful woman has not yet been turned into wax. This is usually for purposes of Satanic talisman or other black magic purposes such as human juju doll.
Typically the process is having the soul of the beauty entrapped into scenarios that are psychologically or emotionally distressing. The distress is usually of origin due to hexing or cursing. The emotional and psychological symptoms are often psychotic. Although medication can treat the psychosis often times the victim may experience even worse grandiose or painful delusions.
The best course of treatment is to speak with an experienced psychic in angel work, an ordained or professional exorcist, or alchemist.
Example:

Nelly: I don’t understand Josie’s erratic behavior lately. She seems to think everyone is against her.

Ulysses: Meghan and I took her to a spiritual reader in New Orleans but maybe it made things worse. The spiritual reader said something about a woman who keep unholy Saints imprisoned in her storage unit.

Nelly: Is that woman even a spiritual reader or a true crime podcast fanatic?

Ulysses: I’m not sure but she told her to call her local police department to say she might be “without wax”.

Nelly: You mean to tell me that the spiritual reader told Josie that she was marked for unaliving?
Someone who likes to be naked.
In the beach there are a lot of Joels
Joel by castroariel September 19, 2024
A short hand for 'Take care' popular in online chat and short message service (sms) (a.k.a txt) communicae.
Hey bro', I gtg.
K. I'll c u l8r. t/c!
t/c by LGD November 3, 2006
farlk- the sound of a wet fart
oh my! johnny you may want to go use some paper that sounded like a farlk.
farlk by steve and will February 14, 2008
The main character of Nintendo's "Legend of Zelda", and one of the main fighters in "Super Smash Brothers". This hero also appeared in "Soul Caliber II" for the Gamecube. Link is so versatile in skill, and lovable in attitude that he should be everyone's childhood hero. In Death Battle he even beat Cloud Strife! He's strong and charismatic to other-worldly extents, and no woman would mind baring his child. And let us not forget that he's the most courageous man ever created, he even bares the triforce of courage on his dominate hand to prove it. Named Link because of his ability to link players to the video game, this poor soul is often mistaken to be named Zelda. He's NOT! He is the inspiration for many artists, writers, bands, cosplayers, and even other video game creators. Honestly, there is too much to say about his amazing self to fit in one definition.
"I want to be left handed!"
"Why?"
"Because Link is left-handed!"
Link by CristalMomoStar August 19, 2012