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Phonetarded 

A word that describes someone who know absolutely nothing about smart phones and how they work. These people usually have to ask for help with everything on their phone wether it is sending a text, taking a photo and worst of all using facebook. This label is mainly used for the older population who just switched from a flip phone to and iPhone.
My great aunt just ditched her flip phone for an iPhone X. I swear she’s phonetarded or something. I’ve had to help her for hours just to learn to text and open safari.
Phonetarded by Hello.gay.im.dad November 6, 2019

Deku’s bones 

✨Broken✨
*Pokemon theme starts playing* DEKU’S BONES! GOTTA BREAK ‘EM AAAALLLLL!

conversation banana 

The art of attempting to hold a conversation while drunk.
Are we both drunk trying to have a conversation banana?
A permiscuous under-age girl.
Usually European
wife: we can't hire her as our baby sitter!
husband: why?
wife: she's a blatent laleeta
husband: cha.
Laleeta by missdali92 June 24, 2009
Someone who is lower than a chump.
Are you gonna pay full price?
Naw...I'm gonna charak that shit.
charak by charak March 11, 2008

fucking tomato

What you look like when you see your salt
Stop looking at crush, you look like a fucking tomato
fucking tomato by TheGreatKate October 23, 2019

sprismatic

Being enthusiastic, glass half full, hopeful, knowing shit happens, determined - often with a few battle scars.

1. Even though only four people came to their first gig, they were still sprismatic

2. She'd failed her driving test twice but was sprismatic

3. He had seen his friends try and fail but he was sprismatic
sprismatic by Deezle2004 December 6, 2012
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