ROBLOX is best defined as a massive
scam in the form of an online building game, orchestrated by the
Evil Lord Shedletsky (a.k.a. Telamon) and his
happy, friendly, game-programming 'friends'. In this amazingly crap and utterly boring (and yet somehow addictive to about 5 million children) game, you are tempted to waste about $30 a month on a so-called Builders Club subscription, which gives you virtual benefits so you can buy more unoriginal and idea-stealing hats created by ROBLOX's half-witted developers. If you don't want to do that, you will have to bear all the five-year-olds shouting "OMGZ I R
BC SO I
PWN U HAX!!! PWNZ0RED" in your blocky
face every five seconds.
If you don't want to waste
real-life money on virtual goods, then you can build 'places' (a
bit like small games made of Lego-like bricks) using a buggy and half-written piece of software called Roblox Studio, which is based loosely on
Microsoft's Visual Studio. However, if your
IQ is too low (which is likely if you're playing ROBLOX at all) then you can use a dumbed-down building tool, which lets you insert endlessly 'free models' created by members of the community, so you can create obstacle courses jokingly nicknamed 'obbys' to get lots of place visits by
random idiots with no grammar who seem to think that repetitive jumps over red 'lava' bricks that kill you on touch is fun.
ROBLOXian
1: omglol i luv roblux itz so fun lol rofl
ROBLOXian 2: ZOMG UR A NUB U KILD ME OMG
ROBLOXian
1: HAX0R! REPORTD
ROBLOXian 2: REPORTD 4 FALS REPORT
ROBLOXian
1: REPRTOD 200 TIMZ!!!!
ROBLOXian 2: UMG UR RPOTRED 1000 TIEMZ!
ROBLOXian
1: HAX0R
ROBLOXian 2: NUBCAIK
ROBLOXian
1: BLAK
ROBLOXian 2: OMG RACIST
ROBLOXian
1: RPROTD 4 SAYIN RACIST
etc.