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Malcolm is a weird person. Usually someone who will eat anything, as long as it fits in his mouth. He generally has blond hair and blue eyes. Almost always nice, but small things will tick him off, so you should definitely watch what you say around him. Athletic, but not the brightest, he is always friendly and ready to joke around. He'll make a great friend, but will sometimes gross you out. He can be nerdy or geeky, sometimes both, but he tends to lean towards nerdy. He's usually at the center of attention, and he likes being there, often drawing attention to himself. But make no mistake, his is well-admired and you will probably like him.
"Ugh, I hate him!"

"But he's a Malcolm!"
Malcolm by 0_Hadifer_0 May 28, 2018
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He is very good looking and attractive and he likes being around girls. he is also a very good friend and keeps any and every secret you tell him. If you are around him be his friend
Juju is a very good looking
Juju by Jadine321 November 15, 2019
Chimma is a super hot cool, fucking insane male that every girl fucking dies that sees him, he makes so many insane egirl vids on yt and they r so pog, they make me horny wen i watch them, if u dont love chimma u deserve to die.

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damn chimma is hot
Chimma by CHIMMA SIMP October 11, 2021

Shazma Fazal

shes the kind of girl who is just... she has the prettiest eyes and her lashes are SOO long, like damn bitch, im jealous. She got married a few days ago and i swear her wife is the luckiest person alive. I feel like a 3rd wheel but im still really happy for her. I hope 1 day, they marry in real life. And a couple more things; She has the most cutting type of humor like dude... Anyway if you get her, you dont deserve her and you never will. She also has a tendency to piss people, i.e me off. But she my bestie so whatever.
SHAZMA FAZAL; how could you???

Shazma fazal, are u kidding me?
Shazma Fazal by zasfzs777 November 23, 2021

male curse 

A situation which so any males experience. It's where there seem to be so many single ladies interested in you while you have a girlfriend, then, once you're single, they all suddenly disappear. Some men consider this to be due to the confidence which taken men have, whereby they find it so much easier to talk to attractive women. On the other hand, some single men lose their confidence because they view all women as targets and suddenly find it so difficult to strike a conversation. The key here for single guys is to gain the confidence we all have when we have a girlfriend, and go for it!
Little Johnny: Dude, I have the male curse. As soon as Jane and I break up, all the chicks disappear.
Big Eric: I know mate, it sucks.
Little Johnny: Tell me about it.
male curse by CK10 March 16, 2009
A very sweet humble guy who loves to make others happy. Often stubborn, has a lot of pride but will usually push it to the side for the one they love, EXTREMELY handsome, Very tall, Body of a God, Sexual BEAST Sex drive is insane, very unique individual and also loves to show a creative side. Every girl needs a Kavion
Kavion by Ososassy April 28, 2013

Reece ball 

A fake black
This guy isn’t black he is like Reece ball