Mussel Party

A mussel party is a party attended by a bunch of crunchy old people. During this party they consume mollusks and drink cheap liquor. This is the old people version of a kegger, only instead of leading to vomiting it leads to anal explosions.

Me: Hey mom and dad how was the mussel party?
Mom: It was great! We ate a lot of mussels and drank some good wine.
Dad: It was terrible... I just turned the bathroom into a terrorist hot spot.
Me: That sounds like a terrible time.

Mussel Party by Nitasaurus June 28, 2013

Pilar

A stupid smelly spaniard that doesnt care about anyone but herself. She is the jealous type that is totally obsessive, and her only hobby is to start drama.

Wow, that bitch is such a Pilar.

Pilar by anonymous125034 June 16, 2010

Padewan trailer

(adj) Describes a girl of a lowly white trashy, trailer-queen type background who is (unsuccessfully) fighting out of her weight class to aspire to come off with more tact, class, and fashion sense than is genetically possible given her history. Typically a 5th degree clinger who sponges off social tips and fashion tricks from a smarter, sharper, and more beautiful girl who is for some reason really into doing charity work.

Dude: Hey, why is this Chelsea chick always around? Can't you get rid of her for a day or two?

Dudette: She's a fuckin' Padewan trailer, dude. She dresses like me, talks like me, and is always asking me about stupid shit. I thought I'd help with a few things but, shezzus, now she hangs around like a fart in a sauna.

Padewan trailer by mhibma February 20, 2006

sticky goggles

(n.) ejaculating over the cornea and retina of one's (female's) eye. leaves a pink eye type crust

1. "Yo, I gave that bitch one mean pair of sticky goggles..."
"Oh, shit! My Eyes!"

2. "Yo, yo, check it. I gave that one cum dumpster of a bitch one mean pair of sticky goggles!" (Insert load on eyes)
"Oh, shit! My eyes!"

sticky goggles by Pinky's January 3, 2008

meowsers

cool ; swag

wow that’s so meowsers

meowsers by w6rship October 22, 2020

aquaboxpc

aquaboxpc is a computer company that blends performance and beauty. Offering everything from Water Cooling to Air Cooling, Amazing Paint Jobs, and prices below everyone else.

I ordered my aquaboxpc laptop with my collage logo on it.

aquaboxpc by Gamer1 August 7, 2006

petsmith

any person who cares more for the animals than the human race

I detest the petsmith. The human race has enough problems without these assholes that normally choose this route because they know not how to relate to human beings.

petsmith by provider44 January 14, 2010

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