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Sesar is someone everyone instantly falls in love with. From first glance,he comes off as shy, but once you get to know him, he can make any boring moment fun. Sesar is caring and sweet and never lets you put yourself down, yet puts himself down a lot. He doesn't realize how wonderful he is even when the whole world thinks he's fucking amazing. Sesar lights up every room he walks into instantly making it the happiest place on earth. He doesn't have a clue of a lot of things going on, especially how much people care about him. He's the guy of your dreams, the best friend you wish you had met sooner, the guy you turn to when everything seems to go to shit.Its indescribable how much Sesar means to people and its unfathomable as to why-- Sesar is just Sesar and he's what makes this world go round.
*Sees Sesar anywhere* oh my god its Sesar!!!!!!!!1!!!1!1 *instant life boost*
Sesar by Coolboy05 May 24, 2019

Turtle Aquarium 

When one enters the bathroom, turns on steaming hot water in the shower and proceeds to take a shit. The shit particles cling to the water vapour in the air creating a dense stench. For maximum effect, empty all the water out of the toilet so your turd is only hitting porcelain. Proceed to call a significant other into the bathroom, citing you need help with something, and relish their reaction of having to smell your airborne vaporized poo particles.
“Last night I made a Turtle Aquarium in the bathroom, and tricked Stacey into smelling it”
Turtle Aquarium by BullshitRhymes October 28, 2020

Moon Mission 

When an executive officer of a publicly traded company YOLOs (see definition) their company's treasury into volatile assets in the hopes that said asset will go to the moon (see definition).

Not to be confused with Mars Mission (see definition) where a publicly traded company goes into debt for their treasury YOLO (see definition).
Oh my goodness, Michael Saylor bought even more Bitcoin (BTC) while it's going down! MicroStrategy (MSTR) is going on a Moon Mission!
Moon Mission by MrBezos June 23, 2021
Indie is short for Independent. Nothing more nothing less. In the sense in which I am typing I am referring to music, for the sole reason of mis-interpretation. First things first. You cannot like "indie" music. I mean... I guess you can. But it is unreasonable to say. Thats like saying you only like music distributed by Tooth and Nail records for example... Indie is not a genre; no matter what the media wants you to believe... Now. What most people will consider "indie" music is alternative rock. Or mellow acoustic. Or dance. But in reality "indie" can be hardcore death metal, reggae, rap ect... Also. You can't be "indie".
Okay. I guess I will name some bands that someone might consider "indie" even though I'm completely contradicting myself...

Milosh, The Snake The Cross The Crown, The Red Paintings, Why?, Godspeed! You Black Emperor, Happy Mondays, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Q and not U, Token, Silp and Tra, Feel from, Owen, Pedro the Lion, MGMT, cLOUDDEAD, David Bazan, The Replacements.

pandemonium 

a game invented in Piedmont, CA by the class of 2010, where a group of people camps out in a stranger's backyard until the family confronts you then you yell "PANDEMONIUM!" and scatter like rodents. Unless the family is visible in the window, in which case you bang on the window yelling and screaming "PANDEMONIUM!"
pandemonium is a fuckin exilarating game! (better when drunk)
pandemonium by anonymous949 October 1, 2007

Sexy Beast

Any type of male percusionist!
Lilly: OMG, LOOK AT THAT GUY PLAYING SNARE!!!
Paula: I know, right...
Wendy: He's a Sexy Beast
Sexy Beast by Wendy Ubdab April 29, 2010
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