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paltridge 

A pirate that dates dwarfs with bad teeth, screams "Yargh!" uncontrollably
Paltridge the pirate date(d/s) a hairy dwarf with bad teeth, he has a form of turrets syndrome and screams Yargh! at inappropriate times. he also has a fetish for pink spandex, but thats another story
paltridge by yea212 June 14, 2005

Sperm Whale 

Offensive term reserved for a plus-sized, oftentimes abusive person who seeks to date primarily for sex. The same way the animal has a sperm-like substance found in its body, a person who is a sperm whale typically has a high body count and has been ejaculated in by many different people.
Lmao, loser finally gets his first gf?

Opinion rejected, you're with a fucking sperm whale.
Sperm Whale by Alzorbongus June 20, 2024
A god beyond men know slay 2,000 demons in hell some say he is one of the greatest their was in the human race.
Weilyn the hero we needed...
weilyn by anonymous December 14, 2020
A *cutesy* woman who likes being told what to do & who to be, but actually very terrible & toxic herself (passive aggressively). Born of a horny union (out of anything) of a young couple, raised by a terrible mother who pushes dreams to her because the mother has nothing, hoping the man she seduced would add quality to what the mother has not.

Tell her to screw random guys, as part of the corruption of fake liberalism &, liking being told what to do, she will! All to keep her bad british-type friends of san francisco. They are IDIOTS there.

A no-talent actress, comedian, screenwriter (??) & honestly, quite ugly too. Leads you to ask, "What is she doing in the industry?". Takes too much to her *posers* mother side of the family.
Eeek!! You are!.. The worst ever! You are a kathryn (common noun)!!!
kathryn by mrdabbleswithpotion December 7, 2021

Eagle Rock 

A small yet delightfully tacky town in between Pasadena and Glendale. It is highly multicultural consisting of 50% phillipeanos, 30% mexicans,19% whites, and 1% of others. A common belief is that if you live below Eagle Rock Blvd., you live in the crappier part of Eagle Rock. There MAY be some truth to that.
Eagle Rock Elementary boy: I live below Eagle Rock Blvd. because it's the poorer part of town.
Rockdale Boy: This school is small therefore giving children that learn in smaller classrooms the benefit of the doubt.
St. Dominics kid: I go to a school with a 5 out of 10 point grade. We desperately need a better education and the teachers take over the glory of the kids who go to good schools. Our junior high math department sucks. Wait until high school to be enlightened.
When your ink is eliminated you get an elimink
Damn bro my pen got eliminked again
elimink by Chad Kroeger November 18, 2023
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