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Idiot should be hung or drowned if someone uses this kill on sight
I'm going to ✨go off✨
✨ by Ace osaka September 27, 2020

Schizoframic 

1. A rare condition characterized by indecisiveness, an aversion to driving automobiles, leeriness, a devotion to Rococo colored hair, however, incarnadine coloration are rare. A distinct inability to appreciate or recognize sophiciated music.
Jenny were concerned, we have spoken to a psychlogist and we fear you may be schizoframic.
Schizoframic by Joe bonna August 18, 2012

Alabama Buttered Toast

Where a woman churns butter in her asshole using her brother's cock, and then shits it on a piece of toasted white or wheat bread and eats it.
That sure was some good alabama buttered toast bubby!

bitch I will cut you

Final threat of a dispute, usually from a woman to another woman. This phrase usually indicates that all other forms of negotiation or discussion have failed and some sort of violence may occur. It is a slang declaration of war.
"Didn't I tell you to stop parking in front of my house? Do you think I'm playing with you? Bitch I will cut you!"
Noun | vā · kītis |
The urge felt by someone coming back to work from vacation to call in sick in order to get just one more day off
Employee: I’m sorry boss, I know I was due back from vacation today but I seem to have picked up a stomach bug.
Boss: Uh-huh, sounds like acute vacitis to me.
vacitis by VillainProtocol June 12, 2017
(adj) Big toe, in history the largest toe ever documented. Also resembles a dinosaur, T-REX to be exact.. (frequent strip club attender) oh and frequently found scurrying away from parties getting busted by cops.. and found on roof tops.
girl: who invited CRAIG to my party?
other girl: i dont know get that big toe out of here!
guy: whats that dinosaur doing here, somebody get craig home!
Craig by EVVVA March 19, 2009
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