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Finger Ferret 

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Magical pets that wiggle and jump, and do tricks over your hands and in and out of cups
The Finger Ferret was my date to the prom - I'm such a loser.

The pedophile lured in little children with his Finger Ferret.
Finger Ferret by Mr. Happysad February 8, 2013

Kurumi._.simp 

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a social reject
Oh my god kurumi._.simp is such a social reject
Kurumi._.simp by Yeslol42069 May 23, 2021
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whitecunt 

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verb, wahyt-kuhnt-ing, wahyt-kuhnt-ed

1. The act of writing offensive messages in white font on a white background to avoid detection.
"I think this wanker needs a whitecunt"
"I'm whitecunting the shit out of this forum!"
"Some fucker just whitecunted me!"
whitecunt by MajorClagNut February 20, 2020
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boozer 

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A caveman Carlos of the Cleveland Cavaliers; used interchangeably when imitating the Frankenstien monster, or making "Crush, Kill, Destroy, Smash" noises a la Soloman Grundy
When preparing to shoot a freethrow: "Boozer, SMASH!"
boozer by Tim February 6, 2004
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Dionysian Spit Roast 

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When you do a keg stand while simultaneously butt-chugging another drink most likely through a well placed beer bong.
Did you see that guy getting the Dionysian Spit Roast? What an absolute legend!
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Deflector 

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A Republican who didn't back Trump originally but deflects any and all conversations about wrongdoing back to Hilary Clinton or the "Russia Hoax".

Doesn't necessarily consider themselves a Trump supporter but seems to support him anyway. Worse than an apologist because at least they will talk about what he did.
Person 1: *Talks about any one of the innumerable tantrums the Don has thrown"
Person 2: "But what you have to understand is that the dems have been talking all this mess about the Russia hoax this whole time and it's been NOW PROVEN-"
Person 1: "Quit being a Deflector, we weren't even talking about Russia!"
Deflector by notadeflector June 2, 2020
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