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Kriscelyn 

Kriscelyn is very patient, funniest ,talkative friendly and easy going. He likes to go out with friends. Kriscelyn is a real person, she tells directly how she feels about someone, she can be trusted when it comes to secrets. He is for keeps and has an unforgettable personality. She is pretty and lovable girl,
you are very lucky when you have her
and she is the best you will ever meet in your life!
Kriscelyn is very patient, funniest ,talkative friendly and easy going. He likes to go out with friends. Kriscelyn is a real person, she tells directly how she feels about someone, she can be trusted when it comes to secrets. He is for keeps and has an unforgettable personality. She is pretty and lovable girl,
you are very lucky when you have her
and she is the best you will ever meet in your life!
Kriscelyn by iscel June 8, 2021

shadow park 

To look for an available parking spot with a parking meter that still has parking credits that someone else paid for.
I never need to keep quarters in my car because I always shadow park.
shadow park by pabster March 19, 2009
A slang term used to describe someone who is awake, as in aware; enlightened; brought out of the darkness; the blinders having been removed; having taken the "red pill" (a reference to The Matrix) wherein the person is brought out of a false reality into actual reality; finally seeing the big picture; no longer asleep about an issue; someone who finally gets it.
He finally realized the issue that in American the problems we are facing are being pushed by the far-Left narrative, which has hijacked the term "liberal," the media, the education system, and the Democrat party. He is woke.

She is woke to the fact that Americans are being pitted against each other by the powers-that-be.
Woke by HotDJDave June 7, 2020
sleepy and horny at the same time
Like when you're partying with the bros getting real throwed and it's like 4 am and you really wanna bang that DTF babe from Falls Hall but you're too sleepy. That's shlorny.
shlorny by brohanblowj February 18, 2009

Firehose 

A particularly powerful liquid shit, guaranteed to change the colour of your toilet in seconds. Splashback is common.
George: You left for the bathroom last night and didn't return for 5 hours, whats up?
Joe: Ah man, I shouldn't have had that Chicken tikka massala from that corner shop in Hull the other day. I completely firehosed my toilet. I felt like a cat crawled inside my colon, threw up, then died.
George: I'm trying to eat here. Must you be so graphic? Cock.
Firehose by banterbus32 October 15, 2009
funny dude with big dick 😭💯
devone mad funny
devone by selenaa13 January 26, 2021
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