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when epic isn't enough to describe the magnitude of something
did you see that guy jump over an oncoming car? that was Epical!
epical by masteroffire January 2, 2012
What you say when something is not funny, but mistaken for being funny - usually on IMs.
Stephen: "I have a massive assignment due tomorrow and I haven't started!"
Zalman: "lol"
Stephen: "not lol"
not lol by saya_kucing July 20, 2011
When something moves by itself, like it is breathing.

A pussy that twitches and move when sexually stimulated by the mind and thoughts alone without touching it.
Johns arm pulsate after he finish lifting weights.

Rhianna's pussy pulsate during a hot sexy conversation with her boyfrriend.

Dang girl you made my pussy pulsate last night when we were on the phone. You had me so freaking hot when you said you can make me moan.
Pulsate by Kietee025 June 25, 2006

Crapisode 

An autism related event involving a child, poop, and typically the walls, carpeting and often the child him/herself. First used in this context by a mom of three kids with autism who also happens to write.
From a Huffington Post Piece: "What is a crapisode? (This is where you might want to stop eating and put down your beverage.) My 10 year old (#2, appropriately for the purposes of this entry) pooped in the toilet. That is reason to cheer, believe me. Toilet training is a major issue in my section of the autism community. Our kids can wear diapers into their teens and beyond. So #2 pooped. Hooray! But #2 forgets to flush. And she rarely closes the lid. Not hooray.

Miss Peanut, my 6 year old, seems to believe that being a Virgo means she simply MUST swim in any puddle larger than spit. The toilet is like an Olympic sized pool to her. So Peanut goes into the toilet after #2 has had her, ah, success. Peanut flings kaka everywhere and gets it all over herself, the floor, the walls, the tub, the baseboards and the window. Wes Craven could not film anything scarier than what I saw that school morning, 35 minutes before the bus was due to arrive. That’s a "crapisode." It happens in the blink of an eye while I’m washing dishes or doing laundry. I’m alerted by a splashing sound that drops a brick into my stomach. #2 doesn't understand to flush and close the lid. Miss Peanut doesn't realize that a face full of feces is rarely considered a way to amuse oneself outside of the fetish community."
Crapisode by Kim Stagliano January 2, 2009

Matt Croft 

The most talented, friendly, amazing pianist in Michigan. Is known for making the less musically talented more than a little jealous and deserves some type of God-like award for being awesome.
Matt Croft is GOD at everything musical/music related.
Matt Croft by dabestest2020 December 28, 2011
Adamawa is a region in the Republic of Cameroon (for short Cameroon). The region got it's name from a person name Adam who worked at Awa airlines (Africa World Airlines). The region was controlled by the German and later the French but the Cameroonian didn't like the German's sausages and the French's baguettes.
Human that does not live in Adamawa: "What is the best way can I go to a city in Adamawa?"
Human number 2: "Go on a plane to Adamawa obviously."
Adamawa by AdamNěco January 28, 2021