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parker square

An original creation or accomplishment that is almost noteworthy, but has some fundamental issue. The original creator has a false sense of pride in their work, which is ultimately not as important as they think it is.
"On average, it takes me 26 minutes and 37 seconds to drive from my apartment to work, but I discovered that if I instead take Maple St instead of going down Geneva Rd, I can save an average 12 seconds!"
"Woop-dee-doo. Good for you, Jerry, I hope you feel accomplished... What a classic Parker Square achievement..."

sugar stick 

We gonna colorize these easter eggs like Ted Turner rubbin' his sugar stick all over a printer on top of returns.
sugar stick by hypnomatic January 18, 2009
Derived from 'jones', meaning a 'want' or 'addiction'.
To assert that something being said is 'no jones' infers that the person stating the facts is indeed 'not jonesin', or high on narcotics. This would imply that the facts discussed are true since the orator is of sound mind, and not hallucinating on non-prescription drugs.
"hey man I heard you're going around telling everyone you punched Wilmer Valderama in the pancreas then spit on his Kangol?!"
"That totally happened man... no jones."
No Jones by procrast December 20, 2008

gazblaster 

Someone who absolutely destroys puss.
Peter: Dude, Tom hooked up with like 8 chicks yesterday.

Rick: I know, dude is such a Gazblaster
gazblaster by Spache March 26, 2020

youth disconnection 

The % of young people ages 16–24 that aren't in school and don't have a job.
Youth disconnection affects future income of a specific individual and the nation. The Covid-19 pandemic increased the youth disconnection rates.
youth disconnection by mlhiss June 10, 2020
Naughty Donkey.

Bad
See "worse"
adj. Comparative of bad, ill.
More inferior, as in quality, condition, or effect.
More severe or unfavorable.
Being further from a standard; less desirable or satisfactory.
Being in poorer health; more ill.

ass
n. pl. ass·es
Any of several hoofed mammals of the genus Equus, resembling and closely related to the horses but having a smaller build and longer ears, and including the domesticated donkey.
A vain, self-important, silly, or aggressively stupid person.
"Naughty Donkey! You just ran over little timmy and kicked the widow Wimple in the groin! Bad Ass!
badass by Fixed January 26, 2005
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