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pull a toobin 

To surreptitiously masturbate during a work-related video conference.

(Origin: the Jeffrey Toobin incident, 19 October 2020)
The boring Regional Manager's Zoom speech was going to last about 15 minutes, so Steve figured it would be a good opportunity to mute his mic and camera, get some lotion, and pull a toobin. Unfortunately, he forgot the camera.
pull a toobin by Winkchester October 19, 2020
When one person of either sex inserts his or her fingers into a man's anus while manually stimulating his penis at the same time. This act is not to be confused with a reach around or anal sex.
If Clara would just give me a manjob, I would probably marry her.
manjob by Impossibility December 26, 2006
the 43rd President George W. Bush
1/20/01-1/20/09
George Bush 43 is the president as of 3/9/08... :(
43 by sal the stockbroker March 9, 2008
bay area slang for “good game or “well played”
“don don man, that was a good game!”
don don by zuka85 May 9, 2026
Nader by Haly April 5, 2017

I saw God 

Whenever someone comes to a climax in an extraordinary way, to the point that one sees white light and stars or it feels like a transcendent, heavenly experience from the sexual activity one took part in.
You were amazing, I think I saw God fifteen times!
I saw God by CrispyLingo December 12, 2023
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