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Ålands Lyceum
A school on Åland islands in Finland which consists of people thinking that education such as maths and physics give instant financial freedom and success. After 3 years they start to work on the local S-market
Ålands Lyceum by ÅYG January 10, 2020
Thicc Pigeon
A morbidly obese person within the age of fourty five and above, who walks as though they have an atomic wedgie with arms pressed against the chest like a Tyrannosaurus rex.
Thicc Pigeon by _The_Savior May 8, 2018
A dick worth sucking
Basically what you say when you agree with a point of view/an attitude that's been expressed/adopted by someone. It means they are worthy of (your) praise. Can be said about a man, a woman, anyone really.
Chick #1 : I think Ronaldo is better than Messi, he just is the GOAT, everyone should accept it, number speak louder than anything Leosexuals could say
Chick #2 : Hun, they can't be compared, they play at different posts, Ronaldo is muscle and hard work ethic, Messi is natural talent, and frankly, they can coexist, I would even say they are complementary, like some sort of Ying and Yang.
Chick #3 : Wow, a dick worth sucking
Chick #2 : Hun, they can't be compared, they play at different posts, Ronaldo is muscle and hard work ethic, Messi is natural talent, and frankly, they can coexist, I would even say they are complementary, like some sort of Ying and Yang.
Chick #3 : Wow, a dick worth sucking
A dick worth sucking by maryjanehoelland May 30, 2019
Oldfields School
The DAY STUDENTS, are the ones that wear pink bows in there hair and Lilly PUKEiser,\"ya you like that\", some of the chicks here are awsome, you have your variety, punks, punk wannabees, prep, prep wannabees, and ya the normal ones, and normal wannabees!! Oldfields is also known as Hofields, Oldfields girls are known for taking away all of the mixer guys, this makes other schools upset, poor poor people
You know your from Oldfields if...
-you get excited when there is new ice cream in the freezer!
-you dont go on walks for exercise
-its weird to wear makeup to school
-your saturday nights tend to be on a school bus (boarders)
-you have a nervous break down when people take too many morning snacks
-you say \"whites suck\" and its not a racial comment
-every person in school finds out what you did the weekend by second period on Monday
-everyone has P.M.S. at the same time (HELL!!)
-you start screaming GREEN OR WHITE for no reason what so ever?!?!
-you talk to people on aim when there right next to you
-the internet is down you start to cry and bitch at everyone
-you think it ok to drive 5 hours just to see boys you dont know
-aerobic and yoga are sports
-your idea of a crazy night is going to Giant
-the thing-a-ma-bob is an actual thing
-you wear flip flops in the snow
-you lost your best friend during the presidential election
-a family member had birth or a death automatically on a closed weekend
-you see horses frolicking outside the library window
-you get a cracker or and asprin when you go to the health center even if you are dieing!!
-you dont own a razor
-you wear pearl to lacrosse practice(Day Students)
-you use an elevator to go up one flight of stairs
-when the animal to student ration is equal
-when the entire state of Maryland is off, except you
-the lunch line is extra long when there are French Fries
-when the teachers gossip more than the students
-when you no longer have bells
-sports are a requirement
-you pay 37,000 dollars and you still choose to break into a teacher\'s house to steal money
-people periodically leave class for 20mins
-when you have a SNACK POLICE
-its normal to see a girl walking around topless in the dorm
-you dont have a phone card you are screwed
-you get excited when there is new ice cream in the freezer!
-you dont go on walks for exercise
-its weird to wear makeup to school
-your saturday nights tend to be on a school bus (boarders)
-you have a nervous break down when people take too many morning snacks
-you say \"whites suck\" and its not a racial comment
-every person in school finds out what you did the weekend by second period on Monday
-everyone has P.M.S. at the same time (HELL!!)
-you start screaming GREEN OR WHITE for no reason what so ever?!?!
-you talk to people on aim when there right next to you
-the internet is down you start to cry and bitch at everyone
-you think it ok to drive 5 hours just to see boys you dont know
-aerobic and yoga are sports
-your idea of a crazy night is going to Giant
-the thing-a-ma-bob is an actual thing
-you wear flip flops in the snow
-you lost your best friend during the presidential election
-a family member had birth or a death automatically on a closed weekend
-you see horses frolicking outside the library window
-you get a cracker or and asprin when you go to the health center even if you are dieing!!
-you dont own a razor
-you wear pearl to lacrosse practice(Day Students)
-you use an elevator to go up one flight of stairs
-when the animal to student ration is equal
-when the entire state of Maryland is off, except you
-the lunch line is extra long when there are French Fries
-when the teachers gossip more than the students
-when you no longer have bells
-sports are a requirement
-you pay 37,000 dollars and you still choose to break into a teacher\'s house to steal money
-people periodically leave class for 20mins
-when you have a SNACK POLICE
-its normal to see a girl walking around topless in the dorm
-you dont have a phone card you are screwed
Oldfields School by Someone from OS April 26, 2005
grouche
The prizewinning standout member in any given group of douchebags. Shortened from "Group Douche" (and yes, every group has one).
See the one on the right who's talking over everyone else and making a big show over his iPhone? Ok, the guy next to him with the popped collar, orange tan and inability to stop "adjusting himself" is obviously the grouche.
grouche by Sheisty McCoy January 22, 2008
Dinosaurs go Rawr!
"Dinosaurs go Rawr" is a common phrase used by scene kids, skaters and faggots who are incredibly desperate to appear "quirky" and "punk" to their friends, without actually possessing any interest in prehistoric history. They believe that "Rawr" means "I love you" in dinosaur language, and that all dinosaurs are big green baby looking creatures who just want to hug you. They go around wearing brightly coloured hoodies and backpacks with these "dinosaurs" roaring (Rawrr) on to show the people around them how unintelligent and desperate for attention they are. They will usually claim they know "like so much" about dinosaurs when in truth they've never read a single book about them, and have only seen cartoon memes on the internet.
Scientist: "So yeah I was researching into dinosaurs and wow they really are fascinating creatures, the theropod dinosaurs like Tyrannosaurus Rex are..."
Scene Kid: "Oh my god like T-rex!! aww like Dinosaurs go Rawr! And that means I love you in Dinosaurrrr its sooo cute see look at my t-shirt its soo quirky!"
Scientist: "Get the fuck out"
Scene Kid: "HEY I KNOW SOOO MUCH ABOUT DINSOAURS SO STFU! LIKE STEGOSUAR AND T-REX! DINOSAURS GO RAWR AND WILL EAT YOU!"
Scientist: "Whats the definition of a Theropod Dinosaur then?"
Scene Kid: "Ugghh... fuck you nerd!" *puts large headphones on and listens to Greenday*
Scene Kid: "Oh my god like T-rex!! aww like Dinosaurs go Rawr! And that means I love you in Dinosaurrrr its sooo cute see look at my t-shirt its soo quirky!"
Scientist: "Get the fuck out"
Scene Kid: "HEY I KNOW SOOO MUCH ABOUT DINSOAURS SO STFU! LIKE STEGOSUAR AND T-REX! DINOSAURS GO RAWR AND WILL EAT YOU!"
Scientist: "Whats the definition of a Theropod Dinosaur then?"
Scene Kid: "Ugghh... fuck you nerd!" *puts large headphones on and listens to Greenday*
Dinosaurs go Rawr! by LetsRant965 August 1, 2014