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Urban Dictionary

Chocolate condom

The act of when you fuck someone in the ass and your dick is lightly layered with poo
George told me that Lacee gave him a chocolate condom last weekend when they did anal.
Chocolate condom by Katie Ginger October 3, 2017

Double Manson 

When you are performing autofellatio, however you have a partner with you who is also joining in on the fellatio
"Yo, I just got the surgery, with 4 less ribs and a longer spine, performing the Double Manson is now no longer a dream!"

"I can't wait! I'll bring the whipped cream"
Double Manson by Geffbob September 26, 2021

Miyuki Takara 

Miyuki Takara: Miyuki Takara is a character from an anime Lucky☆Star. The anime is from a school with 4 girls, Konata Izumi, Tsukasa Hiiragi, Kagami Hiiragi, And Miyuki Takara. Miyuki is very sweet, Konata is a fan of video games, Tsukasa its the sister from Kagami Hiiragi. (Tsukasa is younger) Kagami Hiiragi it's a little bit Tsundere.
Tsukasa Hiiragi: Hey Miyuki!

Miyuki Takara: Hi!
KonataIzumi: *playing video games*
Kagami Hiiragi: -_-
Miyuki Takara by Moon ✨ ☪ August 2, 2021
A man who accepts no responsibility, and runs to his mommy every time he's called out on the shitty things he does.
There goes Terry to mommy, his girlfriend done called his PeterPan butt out on that shitty thing he done last night.
PeterPan by anonymous June 23, 2025

shoe polish 

The best way to kill a werewolf.
Make sure your shoe polish contains silver nitrate first, otherwise it won't work and you'll get your head torn off instead.

Reductio ad Absurdum 

A process of making something stupid because that is what Google says it is.

For Example: If you put “Reductio ad Absurdum” into Google Translate it detects the language as Latin, and translates it to English as: “Reductio ad Absurdum.”

Another Example: For years (through May 29, 2018 at least) if you ask Google "What does it mean to be an American?" it responds with this as the first answer (in a box even):

"It means that I can say "The Pledge of Allegiance" and that I can vote for the President, my county clerk, and the Mayor. But to me it means most of all to be free and to be proud that I live in the United States of America here in Wisconsin."

Dig deeper and you'll find it is written by an 10-year-old who, in addition to thinking that the U. S. is in Wisconsin, does not know that to be an American means she is free to NOT say the pledge and that she has 10 years to go before she can vote.

Thank you Google for establishing a 10-year-old as the #1 expert on what it means to be a patriot. Way to go.
If we're going to Make America Great Again we've got to stop all this Reductio ad Absurdum going on.