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Urban Dictionary

ADJ. best, coolest. superior to all others. "kick ass"
My Shoes are the kickest!
kickest by Hep Greg May 13, 2005
A fugly loser that complains way too much.

Susie:"Omg my cow won't shut up, it's been mooing all night."

Bob:"All you do is compain..Yer such a fugloid"
fugloid by Jayisan Geerer April 29, 2009
Laughing my ass off, but In Afrikaans. Lag My Gat Af.
When I see something snaaks I LMGA
LMGA by Trollpatrol747 September 23, 2021

freeballing 

Going without undershorts, said of a male, so called because his balls hang free and unencumbered. A similar expression is "going commando," which can be used of either a male or female without underwear, but is more often used of a male.
"A lot of guys like to freeball in the summer, but I prefer jockey shorts, to give my balls a little support, since otherwise they hang too low in the heat. I do freeball if I'm anticipating a sexual encounter, however!"
freeballing by bill August 11, 2005

Schmactually 

Well "schmactually" I changed my mind, IM STAYING.
Schmactually by M.L.smiles November 19, 2022

Volunteer job seeker 

A person who goes to the job centre regularly pays for travel but although all requirements are being met by the job seeker payment from the job centre is withheld due to extremely uneducated staff.
Job seeker

"Hi I've applied for work and have worked previously for over ten years, I can't afford food or the bus fare could you help"

Job centre staff

"Not my department you'll have to wait for 14 days, also you have another meeting here in a week"

14 days later repeat above, (volunteer job seeker)
Volunteer job seeker by Split1234 January 10, 2014
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