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Urban Dictionary

Betty Bojangles 

"Why don't I pop an Alka-Seltzer in my mouth and gargle your Betty Bojangles"
Betty Bojangles by D. Bittick July 25, 2007

bitch whiff 

what you get when you happen to smell a girls cunt.
I walked past this biddy the other day and I caught the nastiest bitch whiff, that girl needs to wash her cunt.
bitch whiff by Nigel January 14, 2004
An Irish name that can be given to both genders.

Breffnís of the female gender are usually very hygienic people who make hilarious comments without realising it. They are fun to be around, sensible, make excellent cooks and are generally a wonderful friend to have.
I need some hand sanitiser! Where's Breffní?

Are you friends with Breffní? Wow, you're so lucky...

HAHAHA, oh Breffní, you're so hilarious!

Breffní Morgan, The Apprentice
Breffní by S.S.L July 7, 2011

Smellin' yourself 

Slang for being conceited, full of yourself, or to not be as good as you think you mite be.
Common usage:

"Man, that group in the studio last nite was smellin-themselves, they thought they shit was hot or somethin'."

"Them A**-Holes was smellin' themselves hard, couldn't get over it, like they smell was captivating' or some shit."

"Watch it now, don't be smellin' yourself now while you out there, your smelf mite be irreconcilable, take over ya."

**Any application of the phrase close to this usage is appropriate.**

cat scruffs

cat scruffs,a old Guatemalan Term use to describe the hair around the cat peins.
I just got a cat,how do I clean up Its dick hair or cat scruffs?

Cat scruff in my mouth How do I get it out??
cat scruffs by thefloper23 January 10, 2014
A Snuggie or otherwise utterly useless piece of consumer garbage.
Everyone needs a thneed
thneed by Peter Benichie April 7, 2010
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