The world's worst fantasy football commissioner. He will change rules at a whim and is probably pretty annoying in real life.

Someone who is retaining all of their power and will one day release it to obliterate the earth. A Seungmin may appear shy at first, but once you get to know them you’ll realise your cheeks hurt from smiling.

Seungmin is a breath of fresh air and a bright blue sky. If you see a Seungmin smile, consider yourself blessed.

n. - A series of drinks that one can elect to order if planning to get hammered. In order;

1. Shot of whiskey
2. Glass of brandy
3. Shot of tequila
4. Another shot of tequila, with a Baby Guinness chaser
5. At least one shot of half-vodka, half-whiskey.

If not at a significant level of inebriation, repeat until desirable effects occur.

Microscopic blobs of snot that come out when you laugh or blow hard through an uncongested nose.

The act of a female homosapien inserting her digital into her vagina. Taking out her bloody digital the proceeds to put it in someone's ear. Hence a more extreme, gory, version of the classical "Wet Willy."

A vaginal wedge refers to a device used to pry open a stubborn cunt.