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Bark Mitzvah

The moment when a puppy becomes a dog.
Buster went the whole day without eating a cushion... I think he had his Bark Mitzvah!
Bark Mitzvah by CM_Schwartzy July 23, 2014

Mormon Sex 

Being in a close proximity to a member of opposite sex. Usually within two bible lengths of the person.
my ra just had mormon sex.
Mormon Sex by Famous February 19, 2005

cold knock 

To knock on someone's door and expect to chill or have sex without any prior arrangements to do so.
Randy and Josephine had been casually hooking up for a week, but Randy put the kibosh on that arrangement when Josephine cold knocked on his door.
cold knock by akfghisfkglafgklsbv October 28, 2013

cum labyrinth 

A large virtual or real area that is hard to escape and has an extreme amount of cum in it.
Me: join my cum labyrinth on discord.
friend no there is to many channels and everyone spams cum in chat!
cum labyrinth by theonewhocucks September 18, 2019
a silly way of saying okay :3
Kill them all
"oke :3"
oke by cubesgocrazy August 8, 2024
Dante is a fat shit and he has no friends. He has a tiny dick and nobody will ever love him.
Dante is a bitch
Dante by Twinkletwinkle.o January 21, 2019
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