boobie shart

squirting doo on a girl while titty-fucking her cause you thought it would only be a little gasser

My friend just got back to his date's house after a spicy dinner at the local cantina. One thing led to a t'fing and he boobie sharted all over her stomach.

boobie shart by tony lukas March 25, 2010

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Fucking shit ass

The exact combination of words that replaces anything that you forgot or can't think of fast enough. Said with a short pause between "Fucking" and "Shit ass"

Mom: Why were you out so late?!

Me: I don't know...fucking shit ass.

Fucking shit ass by Weasel Beans January 31, 2014

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ferrserrious

A combination of the phrases "for real?" and "seriously?". The two joined together form "for-serious", adapted to "ferrserrious" meaning "are you really serious?"

Girl1: "Billy and Anna are like totally screwing in the bathroom right now!"
Girl2: "Holy Shit! Ferserious!?!"

ferrserrious by Niki Williams August 16, 2003

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ARS

After running shits. After one runs, they in fact, get the runs.

After going for a 3 mile run, Derek had serious ARS!

ARS by Mmurph February 24, 2014

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Tard-Farmer

When someone you know is driving a tractor and has their phone in their back pocket and pocket texts you over and over for an hour without realizing it.

Guy 1: What are all these stupid ass texts that make no sense about?

Guy 2: Sorry man, I left my phone in my back pocket while I was using the excavator and I must have text you on accident.

Guy 1: Well lock your keypad you stupid tard-farmer.

Tard-Farmer by El Davo XXXIV September 12, 2011