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a stupid dingus who keeps saying deez nuts jokes

i dont know anymore

they also make weird ass deez nuts jokes
person named Aizen: Hey what are you doing?

person 1: oh I'm just-

person named Aizen: doing deez nuts

person 2: shut the fuck up Aizen
Aizen by your local su1cidal writer December 29, 2022
A being connected intrinsically to all others sharing its name. A cog in a machine. A single drop in a vast ocean. One Tom is just a Tom, but all of them collectively form... THE HIVEMIND. All Toms are mentally linked, and if someone shows symptoms of Tom Syndrome, it may be because they are secretly a Tom, also part of the hivemind.
Person: ...what did you just eat?
Tom: Bleach? Obviously?

Person: HOW IS THAT OBVIOUS???
Doctor: oh dear... It's more serious than I thought. He's showing all the symptoms. He has tested positive for Tom Syndrome...
Person: wtf?
Doctor: I advise that you approach with caution. He is part of the hivemind. At this rate, there's no telling what their minds are sharing
Person: their? There are more?

Doctor: Tom is one, and tom is all. The hivemind is spreading. I can already feel more toms entering this world. Before long, we won't even be able to comprehend how powerful they will become. They may even dominate the world.

Person: ....I want to bleach my ears after this
TOM by The Hivemind. February 24, 2026
to my knowledge, emo equals idiot, nuff said.
u suk emo, look at this fuckin hipster
emo by makisupaliceman August 5, 2009

Wipey Puss 

A typically horrendous yeast infection caused in the vagina due to wiping back to front. The smell is awful and can usually permeate through even thick fabrics such as wool or denim. Wipey Puss can usually only be cured with soap, water and hardcore antibiotics.
Woman: Did you and Sally have sex last night?
Man: Nah, her Wipey Puss was so rank I told her I was running to the bathroom and just got in my car and left!
Wipey Puss by johnnies245 August 17, 2017
A player who is too old to play for a team but continues to play illegally. A 16 year old playing on the under-15s team.
Punter1: How come Rath Kip keep winning the u-15 cup?
Punter2: Because it's been the same team for the last three years, they're all bangers!
banger by Maidhcil Mac Fheorais September 30, 2007
When you sit on your balls when going to the bathroom
"dude i totally sclamped my balls last night it hurt like hell."
Sclamp by NamedAcrobat619 September 20, 2019
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