Urban Dictionary
Covid-🎲
When bookmakers worldwide are crazy-busy changing the odds on whether President Trump would be re-elected or not, based on the good and bad news that come out about him and his morally bankrupt administration every hour of the day.
Thanks to Covid-🎲, with billions of bucks changing hands, hundreds of millionaires (and thousands of zeronaires) are expected to emerge come November 3.
Covid-🎲 by Covido September 12, 2020
FTU
For The Uke
the opposite of FTS or For The Seme
this is commonly used to xplain who 'wears the apron' in a yaoi or boy x boy fanfiction relationship
the opposite of FTS or For The Seme
this is commonly used to xplain who 'wears the apron' in a yaoi or boy x boy fanfiction relationship
fangirl #1: OMGEE!! *GASP!* I KNOW THAT GUY IS SOOO FTU!!
fangirl #2: *fangsm!* ooh oh! and then *points at page* so this guys FTS or the more dominant male in this relationship, right?
fangirl #1: *hugs #2* great you FINALLY got it right!!
fangirl #2: *fangsm!* ooh oh! and then *points at page* so this guys FTS or the more dominant male in this relationship, right?
fangirl #1: *hugs #2* great you FINALLY got it right!!
FTU by namelesswisdom July 17, 2010
Person in Charge
The Person in Charge is the guy that is worshiped and the guy that all applications are sent to.
Any challenges on the Person in Charge must be signed in triplicate by the current Person in Charge.
Challenges on the Person in Charge are fights to the death using only a stapler, ballpoint pen, two erasers, and TPS documents.
Use of the copier goes first to the Person in Charge, followed by the Suckup.
Any challenges on the Person in Charge must be signed in triplicate by the current Person in Charge.
Challenges on the Person in Charge are fights to the death using only a stapler, ballpoint pen, two erasers, and TPS documents.
Use of the copier goes first to the Person in Charge, followed by the Suckup.
Zealot: Dude, the Person in Charge just laid off Cody!
Employee: Yeah, I know, he shouldn't have cut in front of him for the copier.
Person in Charge: Get THE FUCK back to work before I FUCKING get the stapler!
Zealot: OH SHIT! It took me a week to get the blood off my robes!
Employee: Yeah, I know, he shouldn't have cut in front of him for the copier.
Person in Charge: Get THE FUCK back to work before I FUCKING get the stapler!
Zealot: OH SHIT! It took me a week to get the blood off my robes!
Person in Charge by Netmaster2966 June 28, 2011
bye victoria
when some stupid bitch you waste years of your life behind decides to leave you over nothing. when shes gone it is like your life get twenty times better. she is a fake bitch and no one could hate her more than her million exes. shes the thot you wish you never met.
Guy 1- yo bro i heard your girl left.
Guy 2- yeah she was such a bitch
Guy 3- really. well bye victoria
Guy 2- yeah she was such a bitch
Guy 3- really. well bye victoria
bye victoria by Sammy98 November 20, 2014
Joe McNeice
A true friend. Joe McNeice's are inspiring, however, they can get a bit annoying. They are often referred to as 'gay' but the majority of them aren't.
Joe McNeice by house1927 October 13, 2011
tiny waist
tiny waist by Fuckimright March 5, 2019