The little girl in my photo is my niece

A thing females put in their dating profile to not get swiped left on. However, because they wait until the last possible opportunity to say this, it’s already waaayyyyy too late as the guy swiped left after the first photo of them with an infant.

First photo: Her and a 2-year old

Last part of her profile: The little girl in my photo is my niece!!!

The little girl in my photo is my niece by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023

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chate

(noun): A little-known fruit whose makeup is a cross between starfruit and cantaloupe.

That chate was most delicious! Could I bother you for another?

Tim's discount chates are for the birds!

The chate is a beautiful fruit.

chate by hepupepit August 12, 2009

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Mateo

Muscular man that’s pulls all the bitches with his abs and sexy smelling body

Girl:” Mateo smells so good I want to fuck him”

Mateo by Boy boy gang May 25, 2022

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Lavigne

Evil, blasphemous word. True definition is unknown. Possibly means 'cat vomit'.

Lavigne by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

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Colaroo

A cool Instagram person and one of my besties! They have a great art talent and I’m willing to kill someone to defend them! (Not literally) they make your day better! Colaroo is their main sonas name and one of their besties has a sona that is siblings with theirs named pepsiroo

Woahh! Colaroo just showed me cool art! I wish I had that great of talent…

Colaroo by PepsiRoo November 21, 2021