urban dictionary

A website that has some accurate definitions and some not. But somehow when you enter a perfectly good definition it doesn't make it onto the website. Then, you make up a bad definition of them because they're are unfair. Great website, bad definitions.

Urban dictionary was mean to me. I'm sorry for what I did that was so wrong even though i don't know what it is.

urban dictionary by Tayliss the maker March 6, 2017

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Dull Dick

Dick that doesn’t make a girl cum; dick not worth any drama, not worth chasing; Guy(s) who think they are amazing in bed but you’re thinking of what to get at the grocery store instead.

How was your date the other night?

“He ended up being a dull dick. Even though he came 40 times in 20 hours, he didn’t get me off - not even once.”

Dull Dick by Hard2getoff August 13, 2019

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vape kid

A little kid who spends all day trying to get friends, because he has "Vape skills".

He thinks he is cool, because he is a vape kid.
Jeremy thinks he pulls all the girls, cause he is a vape kid.

vape kid by Little vape kid June 27, 2016

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fifty fifty reddit

A small subreddit where the user may click on a link and have a 50/50 chance of witnessing something sweet and innocent, or something extremely grotesque.

E.X. fifty fifty Reddit

50/50 chance of seeing a simple a woman folding laundry, or a woman folded by an SUV

50/50 chance of seeing a simple red square, or some maggot infested genitals

fifty fifty reddit by not evenwaubonsie June 5, 2014

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fabvolution

evolving one's fabulousness.

i remember when i first meet her she was a dud. you would never know that now based on her fabvolution.

fabvolution by mirks February 22, 2009

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Zurduffling

The act of absolutely destroying your food/beverage

Damn bro you're zurduffling the fuck outta that sandwich

Zurduffling by SizzlerTwizzer June 15, 2022

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Choir Nazi

People who take choir SUPER seriously

Kyle kept talking to us about how he loves singing and spends every second of his life doing it. I mean i get it if you love it and all, but there is a point where you just become a Choir Nazi, and Kyle has reached that point.

Choir Nazi by somesortaguy June 9, 2011

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