Urban Dictionary
Lithuanian Ostrich
Noun; When a native Lithuanian woman is doing “polishing Ye olde shaft” for one of the “Big Ballers” and her displeased father comes home in utter disbelief. The woman dashes out of the area at speeds of up to 70mph and an a throat/esophagus of approximately 12-16”.
Ex. Jimbo: Hey did you just see that Lithuanian Ostrich speed by??
Keith: Yeah that thing was flying! I wonder which Big Baller...
Keith: Yeah that thing was flying! I wonder which Big Baller...
Lithuanian Ostrich by BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB^3 January 19, 2018
Mindgasm
1. Mentally screwing yourself.
2. The orgasmic satisfaction that comes with being stimulated through the mind.
3. Pleasuring oneself with intellectual stimulation.
4. When it's only really happening in your mind (not in reality).
2. The orgasmic satisfaction that comes with being stimulated through the mind.
3. Pleasuring oneself with intellectual stimulation.
4. When it's only really happening in your mind (not in reality).
Mindgasm got the better of him and he failed to live in the moment.
The last episode of Chewing Gum gave me a mindgasm.
He had mindgasmed over her all night.
The last episode of Chewing Gum gave me a mindgasm.
He had mindgasmed over her all night.
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Easy
Easy by Whydoyouwannaknow? April 8, 2010
One Direction
Crappy Ass Pop/Boy Band act, only famous for winning The X Factor, who are really just another manufactured "band" put there for girls to go crazy over.
One Direction have no place in the world of music-and just like their predecessors (Bieber, Jonas Brothers, Backstreet Boys, etc.) their success will fade soon and within a year or two they will be all but forgotten.
One Direction by GaaraoftheDamned November 27, 2012
Wimp whistle
A person who bitches about everyone and everything and how wrong things are but never changes a thing. They just keep being a wimp and whistling the same tune over and over to whoever will listen. Hence the term wimp whistle.
She is such a fucking wimp whistle. She’s been complaining about the same to thing over and over, saying ‘I’m going to say this!’ but they are empty words because she won’t actively do anything to change it.
Wimp whistle by Gherkins shnifer July 21, 2026