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Volkswagen Jetta 

Dudes with big dicks who’s name is chase drives these cars.
Woah look at that dude with a big dick driving that Volkswagen Jetta, I bet you his name is chase.
Volkswagen Jetta by Yoyoyoyoyo7392 August 10, 2019

no gary, no! 

means no

refering to the nicotine smoking ad on TV

say it when you object to something, someone, or an assignment
Teacher: So, class, for our next assignment -
Me: No gary, no! Nooo Gary, NOOOOO! noooooooo GARY!
(CLASS CHEERS)
no gary, no! by jai.a.thone August 2, 2007

You're wasting my minutes 

Phrase directed at a person you're speaking to--in real life or on the phone-- who spews mindless drivel, renders themselves irrelevant to your reality, or is just plain boring, and is therefore wasting your valuable time.

Origin: Derived from cell phone service plans that offer a limited number of free minutes.
You have a boyfriend? Why didn't you tell me that before I ditched my friends. You're wasting my minutes girl. See ya.
Noun-A strong, 30 year old woman, who can take whatever life throws at her. Usually attractive with a stunning smile. She never gives up and keeps pushing forward no matter what lies in her path.
You can do this. You're a jolynda.
Jolynda by sintara February 3, 2010

Infinity Gauntlet

A Love Glove that when snapped disposes of half the universe
Nick Fury - "That Purple Mother F*cker has the Infinity Gauntlet"
Captain America - "Language!"
Infinity Gauntlet by Nozgaming June 11, 2018

shiver me timbers 

Pirate lingo: To go about getting oneself laid.
I'm gonna go see Mindy tonight and shiver me timbers.
shiver me timbers by Kuno May 21, 2005
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