Fucking While Intoxicated
Fucking While Intoxicated
Fucking While Intoxicated by jayfrnaco2015 April 29, 2015
Urban Dictionary
Phone running
Working out with a remote partner while on the phone with each other for encouragement and support. Just like going running together in person except you're in different locations so can only connect by phone but can still be together. Made substantially easier with earbuds and unlimited long-distance calling.
Phone running by Lahge January 5, 2020
Barney
1.A giant Purple Dinosaur who waits until all the adults are gone and then secretly takes the kids and tells them how happy lif is and nothing goes wrong. He promises them they'll be happier with him.
Little do the kids know that Barney is secretly keeping them from their parents and demanding money from them for the release of the children. They cry and plead if they too much he'll pop a cap in their ass.
Meanwhile the kids smile sing while cleaning up all of Barney's shit and pretend they are better then they actually ever will be. Until all of it spirals down and they find out Barney's been using them and spending the money on cocaine.
2.Another word for Poop.
3.A hippy who likes sex drugs and beer.
4.Another word for penis.
Little do the kids know that Barney is secretly keeping them from their parents and demanding money from them for the release of the children. They cry and plead if they too much he'll pop a cap in their ass.
Meanwhile the kids smile sing while cleaning up all of Barney's shit and pretend they are better then they actually ever will be. Until all of it spirals down and they find out Barney's been using them and spending the money on cocaine.
2.Another word for Poop.
3.A hippy who likes sex drugs and beer.
4.Another word for penis.
1.That dinosaur Barney is one messed up Mutha F-cka!
2.I just took a huge Barney in your toilet. Let it sit for another week or two.
3.Man This Barney just came up to me and had sex on my floor.
4.I just shoved my barney so far up this one chick's *ss that she couldn't sit right for a month.
2.I just took a huge Barney in your toilet. Let it sit for another week or two.
3.Man This Barney just came up to me and had sex on my floor.
4.I just shoved my barney so far up this one chick's *ss that she couldn't sit right for a month.
Barney by DontbeHatin April 27, 2005
Isa Bless
Beyond beautiful, Loves to laugh and be with her friends , Nice , funny and so smart. I cant believe we're friends I know she is always there for me. She is strong and stubborn. Always looking to have some fun but is very serious with work. She is perfect in every way shape and form and is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen in my life
Isa Bless by heyrow bro December 10, 2012
TheArchfiend
A very logical, semi-popular user on YouTube that speaks the truth. He usually calls out "YouTube whores" for using exploits on YouTube such as taking advantage of misleading titles, misleading thumbnails, and use of multiple channels. He originally made his YouTube channel to "speak his mind", but now most of his videos are meant towards events on YouTube.
Hater: "lol archfiend ur just jealous cuz shanedawson has more vid views then u do"
TheArchfiend (in reply to the hater): "Thank$ for watching thi$ video."
TheArchfiend (in reply to the hater): "Thank$ for watching thi$ video."
TheArchfiend by AnonOfAll May 15, 2011
skyline
a fully sick sports car mate, has a turbo mate...
me cousin Mahommad put it in mate and its fully sick.. swear to Gord that it will snap that Snazza's Commodore mate..
me cousin MuckMood also put them blitz exhaust mate, swear to Gord, does them loud notes when I put my foot on the gas mate, taboulli comes out not rice mate..
all them bogans in them farken commodores mate can suck the skyline's cock
me cousin Mahommad put it in mate and its fully sick.. swear to Gord that it will snap that Snazza's Commodore mate..
me cousin MuckMood also put them blitz exhaust mate, swear to Gord, does them loud notes when I put my foot on the gas mate, taboulli comes out not rice mate..
all them bogans in them farken commodores mate can suck the skyline's cock
skyline by Johmed Kalash November 10, 2004