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playa can't play 

Also can be written as playacantplay

When a player cannot play multiple people at the one time. Efficient time management and juggling skills are necessary to a achieve a 'player can play' status. Combining the skills required with an attractive poker face to deceive all involved in the games being played
Janey: Can you believe he has a girlfriend? But he has been with me every night? How did I not know this?
Sally: Well girl - obviously playa can't play otherwise he would of covered his tracks!
playa can't play by vcpr2013 July 27, 2013

Schemail 

An e-mail message plotting devious schemes or pranks
Mary schemailed Joe and Greg the plans to wrap everything Ted's office with aluminum foil while he was away on vacation.
Schemail by CupcakeJoy March 22, 2010

Hofflelog 

When a women inserts a chicken head into her vagina while her husband does the hokey pokey in a turtle costume.
Sally and her husband did a hofflelog last night, and now there is blood on the carpet.
Hofflelog by Evil762 October 28, 2011
one who firmly believes in not paying for e.g. software, films, music. Generally an avid proponent of p2p filesharing
Fred thinks Hollywood will make films even if nobody pays to see them. He's such a freetard.
freetard by Paytard October 7, 2008
A music group with amazing talent who’s going to change the game in the year 2020
Yooo have you heard of ncg fuckkng Fire bro No Cap
NCG by ArtistExposure July 15, 2019
A very sweet and compassionate lady or gentleman. That is in touch with nature tends to hate large crowds and loud noises. They tend to be average in stature and extremely funny. Carolyn's also tend to be very motivated and ocd, very cleanly and amazing with words . They also tend to be quick witted and intelligent. They are really pretty, slow to anger but........ if you do anger a carolyn she will exact revenge and it will be very methodically planned like an assasin you won't see it coming.
I wish i was a carolyn.
Carolyn by Plainjane0928 April 19, 2018
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