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TWLT 

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TWLT = "Treat Women Like Trash"
Dude #1 "Man, you goin out tonite?"
Dude #2 "Fuckin A, I'm goin out to TWLT, prolly gonna end up fightin with a couple bitches then bringing one home to fuck in the ass"
TWLT by CrazyHateCrimeGuy June 28, 2007

Lostwave August 2019 

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A heavily-distorted unknown song, thought to originate from the 90s, that is supposedly recorded from a heavily damaged cassette tape. The origins are totally unknown, and are possibly just a recording of a local band jamming. The sound is far too distorted to make out any lyrics. The highly distorted sound, frequent glitches and mystery around the song make listening to the recording an incredibly creepy and unpleasant experience.
The Most Mysterious Song on the Internet: I am the most mysterious song on the Internet!
Lostwave August 2019: Am I a joke to you?

stretch armstrong 

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A guy who has a penis that is smaller than average while flaccid, but larger than average while erect.
I thought he had a tiny cock until he got hard. When I saw how big it was then, I realized he was a stretch armstrong.
stretch armstrong by Shaun K October 16, 2007

Pole Vault

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(Noun, slang)

1. The strategic rebound maneuver where you use a temporary situationship as emotional scaffolding to clear the “I still miss her” bar.

2. A no-future fling deployed in a moment of desperation to prop up your confidence.
“Bro, be honest… you and Kayla?”

“Bro, chill. I wasn’t cuffing. That was a pole vault. I cleared the bar, but I’m still not healed.”
Pole Vault by Sleekowl February 10, 2026

Poon-waffle

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wuss, someone who runs most the time and when they try to stand up for them selfs gets beet up Poon-waffle
hey foo, sit down we all know your a Poon-waffle, while throwing random insults at each other shout Poon-waffle
Poon-waffle by WhiteWashed June 22, 2011

Ashibani 

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his a dickhead that is have extreme sexual desires, that makes him fall in trouble, he always dreams of his dick being sucked violently, and he gets zero bitches.
- person A (ashibani): Ahhhh, if i can get my dick sucked all my problems will solve them selves.
- person B: you are fucking Ashibani aren't you.
Ashibani by bobobadbo January 19, 2024
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