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What do you think of Colton Moore?
Everyone: HES AN ACTUAL CUNT
Cunt by Someonewhohatescolton December 2, 2022
A very popular video-sharing website created in 2005 by Jawed Karim, Steve Chen, And Chad Hurley
Guy 1: I found this really cool guy on youtube named R4ndxmeds1ts with 6.7k Subs! You should go sub to him!
Guy 2: Bet! Wow, He's so cool and amazing I'll like all his shorts and videos!
youtube by r4ndxmed1tsYT August 11, 2023

do a blast

Doing a Blast...
means ripping a line of cocaine (coke)...snorting coke...
Let's go do a blast...
I wanna do a Blast...right now...
do a blast by blthrskt April 29, 2009

Settle the Kettle 

To calm ones self down. One may be told to 'settle their kettle' when over reacting, getting excited, or being a douche bag.
Girlfriend: "You totally just eye fucked that bitch!!"

Boyfriend: "Set the Ket"

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Ralph: "We're down by three with six seconds left!"

Cornelius: "Dude, Settle the Kettle, its the second quarter."

red light creeping 

One or more slight forward movements by a motorist stopped at a red traffic light. A futile demonstration of impatience in the false hope that doing so will somehow cause the light to turn green sooner than by remaining stationary.
I watched a driver move completely into a busy intersection by red light creeping.
red light creeping by Carlinfan December 5, 2010

Dr. Waldo 

A master of blending in any situation given while looking the exact same. During real life.
A Dr. Waldo:"Hey, check this out"
*Enters crowd of jocks*
Random guy:"Where the fuck did he go?!?"
Dr. Waldo by Chopersword9 September 24, 2011
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