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Urban Dictionary

window of opportunity 

A time where the chance for action (usually, but not always, sexual in nature) arises. When one sees such a chance, one must grab it (or, if you will, jump through the window of opportunity).
1. The Sexual Window of Opportunity. . .
Where one comes across a girl drinking a pint, and casually slips her a tab of rohypnol, thus creating a window of opportunity for easy sex later.

2. The non-Sexual Window of Opportunity. . .
Where one sees and old lady struggling with heavy shopping, the window of opportunity arises to help her. Remove a baguette, whack her over the head, and take her purse and sausages.

josefata 

Josefata is the most kindest and intelligent person you'll meet. He has a sweetest smile and the most greatest sense of humor although he may be loud at times his fun to be around. He will be there for you even at your lowest. He's someone you can tell all your problems and he'll be your therapist. His also a caring and loyal person but if you treat him like a option he'll leave you like a choice so you must keep it real with him and don't bark if you can't bite. To conclude, everyone needs a josefata in their life!
Hey have you seen josefata? Yeah he's really handsome !
josefata by baldie699 November 22, 2023

Obamanation 

The thought process of Barack Hussein Obama.

Alternate use:

Those whom have drank the Obama koolaid and subsribe to his thinking.
Barack Hussien Obama's leftist liberal thinking can be coined an "Obamanation".

Alternate use:

The Obamanation may very well get Barack Hussein Obama elected.
Obamanation by Joe LaMoy June 16, 2008

silver douche 

a man or women of the douche bag kind to come out of silver springs, nevada.
carey is a giant silver douche!
Mukul is a chuteya person
By his name mukul
Mukul by Jjyhoms November 24, 2021
69-ing while on the toilet
Her and I gave each other dumpies last night.
Dumpie by BigEarNathan July 29, 2019
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