Taxes or else other methods of removing the working people's hard earned cash. Typically utilized by the man, these weapons are a crime against humanity and a sin against nature.
Tom: Who in the name of Ayn Rand do the IRS think they are, taking my pay from me? I don't owe them two farts!
Dave: Too bad they have those bloody weapons of mass deduction.
The greatest alpha male in all of history, throughout the entirety of the universe. Has a MASSIVE body count up to the millions. Is a self-claimed member of the big dick society. All women that encounter this man have immediately gone through sexual fantasies. He is a grandad and a top shagger at the same time. He provides hope and happiness to all the ladies.
girl 1: dayuuuumm gurl who dat?
girl 2: a hottie, top shagger aditya ooff.
girl1: sex me boi
girl 2: *pulls out knife* no, me!
adi: i only have eyes for Mr.Fallon
A nickname for a person who actually has the complete opposite of attractive eye brows. Frequently, they'reuni brows, or uneven, but in all cases they are unappealing.
"Dude, did you seethat guy's uni brow?"
"Oh, him? Yeah, that's Sexy Brows."