Chris

A romperstomper. Happy all the time AND SHOWS NO FEELINGS TOWARDS OTHER PEOPLE OR SADNESS! Doesn't like to open up to people. very sexy(; usually fall for them BUT DON'T! THEY WILL FOOL YOU! It's not a good feeling. I've been there, done that. Gone around the block and back. NO! Bad idea. Hide your children. It's the only way to save them! There are boys and girls called chris, so BEWARE!

You best take my warning seriously! :D

still really like you Chris, but i shouldn't sadly. D:

Chris by Dirty Diana From The Wrong Bug July 28, 2009

Graggle

to grasp and wiggle, or hold tightly and jiggle. or to motorboat a small object.

my nuts have been graggled!

Graggle by prograggler27 June 27, 2023

Facebookanoodling

The process of incessant flirting and displays of your love for your girl/boyfriend on Facebook. Couples feel a need to post EVERYTHING from their love life for the world to see, annoying a hell of a lot of people.

Person A: 'Did you see their wall posts last night? So many kisses!'

Person B: 'Yeah, that was some disturbing Facebookanoodling. Get a room!'

Facebookanoodling by ynwa1892 November 30, 2011

ZumBob

1. Hot guy who takes Zumba class. 2. Any male in a Zumba class.

My husband's no ZumBob--he wouldn't be caught dead doing a booty shake. From what I've seen on the dance floor, he has no control over that part of his anatomy whatsoever. My Zumba Boyfriend Reuben, on the other hand, is the real deal.

ZumBob by ZumbaBoyfriend November 27, 2013

Joe

Joe is small, annoying and sarcastic. He is a bit of a dick. He is rather funny, he will be able to make you laugh even if you hate him with a passion and don’t want to laugh at his jokes.

Your friend may be confused as to whether or not they like Joe in that way and you know he probably likes her skit and will come up with any excuse to talk to her or be near her.

Person 1: Do you like Joe?
Person 2: Fuck no.

Joe by JohnnyJohnnyYesPapa_ January 17, 2018

Ream your Hoop

To have anal sex. Get it in the a$$, fudge packing

1-Shut up or I’ll bend you over and ream your hoop.
2-That chick has such a nice bucket ,all I want to do is ream her hoop.
3-It’s not my kid , I’ve always reamed her hoop not her pie hole.

Ream your Hoop by Long rod oh my god February 1, 2020

blook

The condition of becoming a moody mary or negative nancy because of having a thelly.

Naplam has really been a blook lately.

blook by drgroom December 23, 2004

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