Specimen left by the infamous "spooge-asaurus". Discovered by the unfortunate girl who hooked up with the spooge-asaurus. A crusty, white stain left on a bed sheet. Often a mortified girlwill holler for a rooommate to confirm her worst suspicions, and immediately launder the soiled sheets.
"OMG Jeny is this what I think it is?"
(roommate proceeds to poke at the fossil with her toe)
"Yes, michelle, it is. Dave left a fossil. Damn spooge-asaurus"
Xkarl.jacobss is an mcyt editor most of the time edits Karl or fearl boys. With 10k+ followers she makes mostly edits but blew up with her “Dream smp clips that made me laugh” videos.
Ella is the most amazing person you would ever meet, she has brown hair and brown eyes and a big smile. She is beautiful and lovely to all her friends even though they can be bitchy. She is extremely sexayy and gets loads of attention from the boys. She is perfect and doesn't know it, she has cute laugh and always puts others first. Ella has the perfect body and one day will be famous. She's cool and quiet which is a good thing as she's not over confident. She hates it when people act big-headed and also she is faultless. There is one word for Ella and it's perfection! Ella rules the world.
Marvin: Jeffy time for dinner!
Jeffy: *sees a plate of green beans*
Also Jeffy: *throws plate*
Marvin: Jeffy why did you do that?!
Jeffy: I HATE GREEN BEANS DADDY!
Rose: Jeffy you have to eat your green beans!
Jeffy: i dint haf tew