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Urban Dictionary
Dick-Squirty
A gay man that works at McDonalds and occasionally likes to dip his penis in the McFlury cups and let me partake in Divine decadence. Licking every lost drop in hopes of not getting caught in the broom closet with a cup of ice cream and their pants down.
Hey, Melvin, meet me in the broom closet at 0700. I have a dick-squirty that needs attending to. Peace out.
Dick-Squirty by ProsperaProserpina84 August 15, 2019
Long pussy
1. n. a joking, irreverent way of talking about a trans woman’s genitals; meant to be funny (to some audiences), not medically accurate; potentially offensive to some.
2. n. a term to describe pre-op transfem’ genitals that have been feminized to the point that they have some, all, or potentially other typical feminine secondary sexual development characteristics framed in a traditional feminine shape from female pattern fat distribution around the waist, hips and groin, scent, while the anus appears as the main intercourse orifice, a combination of treatments including hrt usually involving estrogen, penis and/or testical and / or scrotum shrinkage, hair removal, lightening, bleaching, smoothing, fat transfer, injectables…; it’s “long” potentially do to the extra length from the remaining external genital tissue, often referred to as a “clit” of a “long pussy”; the extra length can vary from less than 1cm to whatever length feminized genitals may be.
2. n. a term to describe pre-op transfem’ genitals that have been feminized to the point that they have some, all, or potentially other typical feminine secondary sexual development characteristics framed in a traditional feminine shape from female pattern fat distribution around the waist, hips and groin, scent, while the anus appears as the main intercourse orifice, a combination of treatments including hrt usually involving estrogen, penis and/or testical and / or scrotum shrinkage, hair removal, lightening, bleaching, smoothing, fat transfer, injectables…; it’s “long” potentially do to the extra length from the remaining external genital tissue, often referred to as a “clit” of a “long pussy”; the extra length can vary from less than 1cm to whatever length feminized genitals may be.
1. n. a joking, irreverent way of talking about a trans woman’s genitals; meant to be funny (to some audiences), not medically accurate; potentially offensive to some.
2. n. a term to describe pre-op transfem’ genitals that have been feminized to the point that they have some, all, or potentially other typical feminine secondary sexual development characteristics framed in a traditional feminine shape from female pattern fat distribution around the waist, hips and groin, scent, while the anus appears as the main intercourse orifice, a combination of treatments including hrt usually involving estrogen, penis and/or testical and / or scrotum shrinkage, hair removal, lightening, bleaching, smoothing, fat transfer, injectables…; it’s “long” potentially do to the extra length from the remaining external genital tissue, often referred to as a “clit” of a “long pussy”; the extra length can vary from less than 1cm to whatever length feminized genitals may be.
Theo Von to Joe Rogan: (talking about transwoman Blaire White) “You can call it weiner if you like, but I call that loonggg pussy. You feel me?”
Blaire White: (in a stunned and amused reaction video) Long kitty is craazzyy. Joe I have no response because I do see you as an uncle in my head. Theo though, I should be on your podcast. Let’s do it.”
2. n. a term to describe pre-op transfem’ genitals that have been feminized to the point that they have some, all, or potentially other typical feminine secondary sexual development characteristics framed in a traditional feminine shape from female pattern fat distribution around the waist, hips and groin, scent, while the anus appears as the main intercourse orifice, a combination of treatments including hrt usually involving estrogen, penis and/or testical and / or scrotum shrinkage, hair removal, lightening, bleaching, smoothing, fat transfer, injectables…; it’s “long” potentially do to the extra length from the remaining external genital tissue, often referred to as a “clit” of a “long pussy”; the extra length can vary from less than 1cm to whatever length feminized genitals may be.
Theo Von to Joe Rogan: (talking about transwoman Blaire White) “You can call it weiner if you like, but I call that loonggg pussy. You feel me?”
Blaire White: (in a stunned and amused reaction video) Long kitty is craazzyy. Joe I have no response because I do see you as an uncle in my head. Theo though, I should be on your podcast. Let’s do it.”
Long pussy by anonymous April 17, 2026
Striptacular
"At my bachelor party last night those girls brought me up on the stage and beat the crap outta me.... it was truly striptacular!"
Striptacular by Shenanigram April 6, 2009
blingen (blin-gen)
Jolito: Yo man why are you wearing that blingen (blin-gen) ass shirt your blinding me with that shit man !
Carmello: Don't be a hater man !
Carmello: Don't be a hater man !
blingen (blin-gen) by GenevaThaDiva March 7, 2010
Serey Syndromed
Serey Syndromed by UrTrustworthyfriend May 24, 2021